My brother found $20 in my shorts taking them out of the dryer
Now my moneys wet.
But their business is in a scent
A joint account.
Watching Pilot episode of Breaking Bad with my dad when a scene comes on of Walt putting his money in his dryer
Dad: "Look, he's laundering his money already!"
They refused to sere me beef today. The waiter said something about a stakeout
With Tide. How do you do you launder it faster? Tide to go.
I hope, I don't get arrested for money laundering.
I just worry because I know it’s illegal to launder money.
He said it was money laundering
I was charged with money laundering.
i became too afraid he might have gotten himself into the money laundering business.
I didnt want to be caught money laundering
So we were talking about transferring money and I made a comment about not wanting to forget a paper note in my trousers when they get washed.
He looked me straight in the eye and shouted
‘Because you don’t want to be accused of... MONEY LAUNDERING’
Me: "I'm going to have to call the FBI."
Wife: "Why?"
Me: "Because you've been laundering money."
They have Anti Money Laundering
Wouldn't that be 'money laundering'?
And now my wife is getting accused of laundering money
I accidentally put my wallet through the wash last night. This morning, as I was drying its contents with a hair dryer, my uncle walks in and immediately says "you do know that money laundering is a crime, right?"
Got my whole Tafe class with this, thanks to a good setup from a mate. He says: I can't believe that guy stole your gate! The class: what the hell? Me: yeah, I was watering my front lawn, and this bloke walks up to my gate, looks at me, picks my gate up off its hinges and walked off with it! The class: what??? You didn't say anything?!! Me: no, I didn't want him to take a-fence... The class: laughs and groans of disappointment as they realize they fell for it.
I put up Punderdome cards on my door every day. Today's cards were too much fun not to share. What else can you come up with?
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Project Run-a-way
America's Next Top Money Launderer
Keeping Up with the Car-Jackings
Naked & Public Exposure
My Solitary Confinement Life
The Real House-arrest Wives
The Great British Breaking & Entering
So You Think You Can Drink & Drive?
America's Got Theft
Pawn(ing Stolen Goods) Stars
Jersey Shore You Should Steal That Car
Who Wants to be an Arrested Felon?
Say Yes to the Drugs
Arson Daily
What else do can you think of?!
It's laundered money now.
Necessary Terminology: Toonie= Canadian $2 Coin
Friend's Facebook Status: "Laundromats aren't so bad when you find a toonie in the drier."
I commented: "If the drier cost $2, you could call it a wash!"
I was sort of proud of my dad-joke, so later that day, I told my dad the story.
Dad: "Do you think she'll be arrested?" Me: "No, why?" Dad: "For Money Laundering"
He said that he was money laundering.
I am afraid that i'll get caught for money laundering.I dont know how to stop having this punitive thought.
I hear money laundering is serious business
Left a $20 in my jeans and they got me for money laundering.
It turned up this morning when I opened up the washing machine. Everything inside (cash, credit card, driver's license) was soaking wet.
Dad: "I'm calling the police."
Me: "Why would you do that?"
Dad: "You're guilty of laundering money."
ahh...
He was arrested for money laundering.
My dad works at a sewage treatment plant and was talking about how he found some money so I said to him "you should spend that money quick it's dirty money" and without missing a beat he looks at me and says "but if I clean it I'll get into trouble for laundering money"
So now I’m wanted for money laundering
But I’m worried I’ll be arrested for money laundering
I had just told him that I had sccidently put my pants in the washing machine with my wallet still in them. My dad looked at me and instantly said,
"Isn't that money laundering?"
Holding a wet five dollar bill. Says he washed it. I told him he shouldn’t launder money.
Money laundering is illegal.
It’s money laundering
It's money laundering.
