Doing a bit of money laundering.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thelavenderlily
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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Money laundering
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πŸ‘€︎ u/d13n3m4n
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2018
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I’ve been caught money laundering.

My brother found $20 in my shorts taking them out of the dryer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/littlecheese49
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2019
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Money Laundering
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πŸ‘€︎ u/qwer1627
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2018
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I don't know why money laundering is such a big deal.

Now my moneys wet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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Man who hid Β£310,000 in washing machine arrested for money laundering dailymail.co.uk/news/arti…
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2018
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Perfume companies tend to get wrongly accused of laundering money.

But their business is in a scent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazymanfish90
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2019
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Did the laundry today and forgot my wallet in my pants pocket. Now im facing money laundering charges...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rodney54
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2019
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Two drug dealers are laundering money into the bank. Where is it going?

A joint account.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clbull
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2018
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Money laundering(x-post from /r/ANormalDayInRussia)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/live4lifelegit
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2015
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Money Laundering
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElderCunningham
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2014
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Money Laundering

Watching Pilot episode of Breaking Bad with my dad when a scene comes on of Walt putting his money in his dryer

Dad: "Look, he's laundering his money already!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spdaff
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2014
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A local restaurant launders money for the mafia

They refused to sere me beef today. The waiter said something about a stakeout

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smithsea2
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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In movies laundromats are fronts for gangs and drug dealers because they launder money.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/upitnow22
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2019
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How do you launder money?

With Tide. How do you do you launder it faster? Tide to go.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/akara1001
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2017
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During the lockdown I'm wiping my banknotes with sanitizer and washing all the coins with hot soapy water.

I hope, I don't get arrested for money laundering.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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I accidentally left some money in my jeans as they went through the wash.

I just worry because I know it’s illegal to launder money.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Like8catsbro
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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Pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EpicCrab134
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2020
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My son was washing some dollar bills the other day

He said it was money laundering

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bondmemebond
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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I got arrested for forgetting to take out my wallet before washing my pants.

I was charged with money laundering.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Abcruz7
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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A friend of mine once found a hundred dollar bill in his pocket after doing laundry..

i became too afraid he might have gotten himself into the money laundering business.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Banoooooooo
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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I sold my washing machine last week because i had a $20 bill in my last wash

I didnt want to be caught money laundering

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Coolrule360
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2020
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what'r y'all in for?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/buy_an_sel-l
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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One that my dad just gave me

So we were talking about transferring money and I made a comment about not wanting to forget a paper note in my trousers when they get washed.

He looked me straight in the eye and shouted

β€˜Because you don’t want to be accused of... MONEY LAUNDERING’

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Roku-Hanmar
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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My wife found a $5 bill in the washing machine

Me: "I'm going to have to call the FBI."

Wife: "Why?"

Me: "Because you've been laundering money."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cmcsalmon
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2017
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Why can't ants fund illegal activities ?

They have Anti Money Laundering

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dadjokeretailer
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2020
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Due to COVID-19...

I've begun laundering money.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/quailman007
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2020
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If you accidentally leave some cash in your clothing and it goes through the washing machine,

Wouldn't that be 'money laundering'?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Escalade1414
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2020
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I left some change in my pants pocket

And now my wife is getting accused of laundering money

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GamingGod07770
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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Dad joked while trying to save my money

I accidentally put my wallet through the wash last night. This morning, as I was drying its contents with a hair dryer, my uncle walks in and immediately says "you do know that money laundering is a crime, right?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zephyrsothe
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2014
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Can't believe he stole my gate...

Got my whole Tafe class with this, thanks to a good setup from a mate. He says: I can't believe that guy stole your gate! The class: what the hell? Me: yeah, I was watering my front lawn, and this bloke walks up to my gate, looks at me, picks my gate up off its hinges and walked off with it! The class: what??? You didn't say anything?!! Me: no, I didn't want him to take a-fence... The class: laughs and groans of disappointment as they realize they fell for it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fondles_McGraw
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2015
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When you get it... imgur.com/IHSTrGk
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dethzilla
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2016
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New TV Show Puns

I put up Punderdome cards on my door every day. Today's cards were too much fun not to share. What else can you come up with?

https://preview.redd.it/fru7gc2epjo21.jpg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=370a3ac0776b86863ed4ec133f9b667ec190566f

Project Run-a-way

America's Next Top Money Launderer

Keeping Up with the Car-Jackings

Naked & Public Exposure

My Solitary Confinement Life

The Real House-arrest Wives

The Great British Breaking & Entering

So You Think You Can Drink & Drive?

America's Got Theft

Pawn(ing Stolen Goods) Stars

Jersey Shore You Should Steal That Car

Who Wants to be an Arrested Felon?

Say Yes to the Drugs

Arson Daily

What else do can you think of?!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Leash15
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2019
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I lost my credit card in the washing machine.

It's laundered money now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ItsSuperRob
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2019
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My dad out dad-joked my dad-joke.

Necessary Terminology: Toonie= Canadian $2 Coin

Friend's Facebook Status: "Laundromats aren't so bad when you find a toonie in the drier."

I commented: "If the drier cost $2, you could call it a wash!"

I was sort of proud of my dad-joke, so later that day, I told my dad the story.

Dad: "Do you think she'll be arrested?" Me: "No, why?" Dad: "For Money Laundering"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/druman55
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2014
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I walked in on my dad washing his secret dime collection today.

He said that he was money laundering.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fuguei
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2019
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I dropped some cash into the washing machine.

I am afraid that i'll get caught for money laundering.I dont know how to stop having this punitive thought.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShowAbe
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2018
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Always empty your pockets before washing your clothes...

I hear money laundering is serious business

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fourcam
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2018
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So I got arrested at the laundromat yesterday...

Left a $20 in my jeans and they got me for money laundering.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BennyAndTheLava
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2018
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I lost my wallet...

It turned up this morning when I opened up the washing machine. Everything inside (cash, credit card, driver's license) was soaking wet.

Dad: "I'm calling the police."

Me: "Why would you do that?"

Dad: "You're guilty of laundering money."

ahh...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gudea_of_Lagash
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2013
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Did you hear about the guy who hid millions of dollars in his washing machines?

He was arrested for money laundering.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BitchyPolice
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2018
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I tried to tell my dad a dad joke

My dad works at a sewage treatment plant and was talking about how he found some money so I said to him "you should spend that money quick it's dirty money" and without missing a beat he looks at me and says "but if I clean it I'll get into trouble for laundering money"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DragonSpikez
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2018
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(original joke) So I left a 20 dollar bill in my pants and they went through the wash...

So now I’m wanted for money laundering

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lumber__Zach
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2018
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I want to make a deposit to a clothing bank

But I’m worried I’ll be arrested for money laundering

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Heckaspooker
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2018
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My dad just dropped this one on me.

I had just told him that I had sccidently put my pants in the washing machine with my wallet still in them. My dad looked at me and instantly said,

"Isn't that money laundering?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_dumbledore
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2013
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Son comes upstairs

Holding a wet five dollar bill. Says he washed it. I told him he shouldn’t launder money.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr2BareIt
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2018
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I had to take my wallet out of my pants before washing them.

Money laundering is illegal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stefanopolis
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2020
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If your wallet goes through the washing machine,

It’s money laundering

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AwesomeW2017
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2019
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If your wallet goes through the washer...

It's money laundering.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bignate1213
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2018
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