A snotification (I know where the door is, but it made me laugh)
But for me, the Romans really nailed it.
Ein Audi
They both are into pyramid schemes
We call it - All that and the kitchen sync.
Did you hear about the glass dinosaur that was recently found? They ended up naming it Py-Rex
An avant-garde dog.
They go right over my head.
Crows just had to drink at home?
It's too DJENTrified
He was eventually admitted to the Infinity Ward.
No rest for the Wiccans.
She was a terrible cardiologist.
I like ten.
I need a name for a fictional tailoring business based in 1901 wildwest America. I want it to be funny, perhaps a bit dirty, and at least semi-original. The business will provide alterations and custom clothing. It cannot heavily reference modern pop culture.
Here's ideas so far: A stitch in time Ab-sew-lutely In stitches Beauty and the pleat
Give me your punniest recommendations!
I Kant.
I mean, there just remarkable!
None, It can't lick the stamps.
"That's my stepladder," he said. "I never knew my real ladder."
If it's not Baroque, don't fix it.
βThe other day a guy cut his arm off!β
βWhat did he do?β
βWe put it in a plastic bag, drove him to the hospital, the doctors reattached it, and he was back at work the next dayβ
βWow! The marvels of modern medicineβ
The following week the friends met up againβ¦
βAnything interesting happen at the sawmill this week?β
βYeah a guy cut off his legβ
βWhat did you do?β
βWe put the leg in a plastic bag, drove him to the hospital, the doctors reattached it, and he was back at work the next dayβ
βWow! The marvels of modern medicine!β
The following week at their weekly meet upβ¦
βAnything interesting at the sawmill this week?β
βYeah a guy cut off his headβ
βLet me guess, you put the head in a plastic bag, drove him to the hospital, the doctorβs reattached it, and he was back at work the next day?β
βNo he diedβ
βWhat happened?β
βFar as we can tell he suffocated on the way to the hospitalβ
All credit to Lorne and Wallyβs men from Maine here in Boston. Listened to them on the way to school and later, when I was older, on the way to work!
Vacuum cleaners have been gathering dirt on us for years.
That is why it was called the Man Hat On project.
His biography had a lot of current events.
A proctologist, because they canβt keep their hands off of other peoples booty.
A courant bush.
Sorry, I couldn't leaf it alone
We live in a duplex.
But Northern Canada has Nunavut.
A "Nintendo switch."
Tor is for men and trix is for women. It's why a male pilot is an aviator and a female pilot is an aviatrix. Also respectively a gladiator and gladiatrix.
This contrasts with the modern system, where tor is for both men and women and trix are for kids.
It's cutting hedge technology
They're the reason our days are numbered.
I told him: "The photographer wanted a natural landscape, but I preferred a modern city aerial view background, it looks more businesslike".
Click bait
I am not strong or godlike I am just constantly horny.
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Sheβs giving me ex-Citations.
Hisss-tory
