I just joined an online site for gold miner dating.
My first search for a mate brought no matches, but did give me plenty of prospects.
What’s the explosive a miner uses?
Gravity Falls has the best puns
What do miners play on their coffee break?
Why did the coal miner eat his lantern?
A Police Officer pulls over a Miner at a Traffic Stop
Officer: "Whose car is this? Where are you headed? What do you do?
Miner: "Mine."
An underage gold digger is a miner
What do you call the chemical bond in minerals?
I pulled a muscle while I was digging for gold.
Three prospectors walk into a bar.
Barkeep: I'm sorry, but we don't serve miners here.
The mineral that makes up tooth enamel is called Apatite
Where are all the stone miners?
They say if you want to be a successful prospector, you shouldn't get a major in geology.
You should get a miner instead.
What is the worst way to ruin a joke?
What does the announcer for the Miners Soccer League say when someone scores?
I hate trying to please miners.
After drinking mineral spirits...
I told the minerals to go home, they were drunk.
Why was the miner so determined to complete digging on a second plot of land?
Because he had one tract mined.
I rang a miner but he was busy...
He said: can I coal you back?
Mineral water can be non-carbonated.
How much is in a gallon of minerals?
Minerals are a goldmine of puns
What do you get when you throw a piano down a mineshaft?
What was the coal-miner’s excuse to his boss?
“I didn’t have time to do my laundry last night, so my soot is dirty!”
What do you call a retired miner?
What was the quiet rich-driven miner up to?
He was mining his own business.
A miner was on their way to work in their new car, when a police officer stops them and asks: "where are you going, where do you work, and who's car is this?"
In Mexico, they say if you drink Topo Chico mineral water you'll grow taller.
It is the Legend of Tipi Topo Chico...
An old mine shaft collapsed on a bunch of workers the other day.
But it’s okay, they only suffered miner injuries.
There was an accident at the coal mine
Nothing too serious, just some miner damage
My favorite mineral would have to be the diamond. They rock.
Cos minerals are like...y'know...rocks. minerals. punny stuff
I had sex with a miner.
She was a gold digger.
She was super into metal.
We got stoned together.
I'm thinking about coaling her, but you're supposed to wait 3 days.
I tried to open a bar inside a cave but the police stopped me. They said it was illegal to sell alcohol to miners..
I went out with a coal miner's daughter. I guess you could say I was carbon dated.
What’s a werewolf’s favorite mineral?
My best friend is a miner
He's the most down-to-earth guy I know.
A child was slightly injured while digging for gold
Not to worry, only Minor Miner Injuries
What did the miner say when he put on his headlamp?
What note do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft.
Scientists have discovered a mineral that can stop you from sneezing.
What sound does a piano make falling down a mineshaft?
I used to sell drugs to miners...
it was a real underground operation.
Cop: Whose car is this? Where are you headed? What do you do?
Cop: whose car is this? Where are you headed? What do you do?
What do you call a retired miner?
A police car pulls over a miner and asks: What do you do for a living? Where are you going? Who’s car is that?
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