We are Brother C and Sister L on a mission to eat a dish from every cuisine in the world, that’s available in the Twin Cities of Minnesota. Currently we have eaten at 0 of 78 restaurants on our cuisine checklist! To learn more about our backstory see our first post here.
How we will use the cuisine checklist: There are question marks in Sister L’s entrée column because she will make her decision the day of. After we eat at a restaurant, we will post a restaurant review including each of our ratings, pictures of each dish, and a fact we found interesting about the cuisine or culture. Every time we write a review or make any change to the cuisine checklist we will update the date/version number at the bottom.
| Cuisines | Restaurants | Appetizers/Sides | Brother C's Entrée | Sister L's Entrée | Dessert/ Drinks | Ratings/ Review |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Americas cuisines | ||||||
| Central American | ||||||
| Costa Rican | Marna's Eatery and Lounge | x | Casado or Gallo pinto | ? | Coconut Flan | |
| Guatemalan | Panadería y Cafeteria El Quetzal | Chuchitos | Chile rellenos | ? | Rellenitos de platano | |
| Salvadoran | Mañana Salvadorian Restaurant | x | Pupusas: Queso con Loroco, Rebueltas, Calabasa con Queso | ??? | Michelada | C: & L: |
| Caribbean cuisine | ||||||
| Caribbean | Harry Singh's Original Caribbean Restaurant | Jerk chicken wings | Curry potato roti | ? | Ting, Mauby, Guava, and/or Soursop | |
| Cuban | Victor's 1959 Cafe | Yuca rellenas and Tostones rellenos | Sandwich cubano | ? | Materva cuban soda | |
| Dominican | El Cubano | Appetizer sampler | Pargo con crema de coco | ? | Morir sonando, Tamarindo, and/or Jupina | |
| Puerto Rican | El Jibarito Restaurant | Alcapurrias and Sorullo de maiz | Jibarito | ? | Coco Rico soda | |
| Jamaican | Irie Vybz Jamaican Restaurant | Festival | Oxtail | ? | x | |
| **South American c |
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But that’s comparing apples to oranges
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
And boy are my arms legs.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
They’re on standbi
A play on words.
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Or would that be too forward thinking?
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
And now I’m cannelloni
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.
I won't be doing that today!
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
Where ever you left it 🤷♀️🤭
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And then shook his arm really fast.
(True story, please groan with me.)
You take away their little brooms
It was about a weak back.
