A list of puns related to "Military Discount"
At the Home Depot today with my wife and son at the register talking to the cashier about to pay. I pull out my Military ID in hopes for a discount and she says of course they honor the discount.
In the process of her honoring the discount she compliments me on how young I look. I'm 29 but she said "You don't look a day over 18. You must have some really good genes!!" I respond, "Oh thanks, these are just Levi's though"
Cringes all around.
My brother comes home from the army for the weekend. And my mother is talking with him about places to go eat. The convo went like this....
Bro - "I've heard that this restaurant does a military discount"
Mom - "Yeah they do, on a Tuesday"
Bro - "Why a Tuesday?"
Me - "Yeah, why'd they choose that day..."
a few seconds of silence before it hit them. And then groans and laughter. I was proud of that one.
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