I remember a time when plastic surgery was a taboo subject, but nowadays when you mention botox..

..no one even raises an eyebrow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
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Karl Marx is an historically famous figure, but nobody ever mentions his sister...

Onya Marx, who invented the starting pistol.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trendfoll
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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We all have that one vegan friend.... I said to mine,"Do you have to mention vegetables every time you open your mouth?"

She said, "Not neccecelery."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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Found a book on american history and no mention of Native Americans

This is apache version of history I thought

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Trying not to mention the favourite part of my living room here

I think I've done well sofa

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sunsetskies_
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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When someone mentions "r/dadjokes" in the joke

You know you've meta real dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GirlsUsedToDissMe
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A boy complains to his father: 'You told me to put a potato in my swimming trunks! You said it would impress the girls at the pool! But you forgot to mention one thing!'

Father: 'Really, what?'

Boy: 'That the potato should go in the front.'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Namirred
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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I forgot to mention to my dad that my friend Nick had picked me up from the house...

http://i.imgur.com/4KHew8z.png

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JakeIsOnReddit
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2016
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If you’ve gained weight and nobody wants to mention it, you are the elephant in the room reddit.com/r/Showerthough…
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Why did the college grad mention side walks in his speech?

He thanked them for keeping him off the streets.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShrekuLater
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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Where does the Bible mention smoking?

Genesis 24:64 -- And Rebekah lifted up her eyes, and when she saw Isaac, she lighted off the camel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spotted_Lady
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2018
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A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/corn_n_potatoes
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2018
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You know where the Torah mentions baseball?

In the big inning...

Thanks dad!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ASD_Project
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2015
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Talking about plastic surgery used to be taboo, but nowadays if you mention Botox nobody raises an eyebrow. reddit.com/r/Showerthough…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rosiebear2018
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2019
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Don't even mention the loss of newspaper subscriptions to me

It's tearable news

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2018
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Did you know people are getting paid to mention products in their facebook statuses?

That’s as crazy as the discounts at Dave’s Furniture Emporium!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VacuumPanic
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2018
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This three legged doggo, whom i wish I could adopt, has a great photography pun name, not too mention a badass story victoriahumanesociety.com…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/StoutGirdy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2017
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With these posts about fish scales, I thought I'd mention how this fish scales trees
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zap-Brannigan
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2014
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My dad everytime we mention eating sushi.

"You know, the stuff's alright but they just don't seem to cook it enough"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/linktothenow
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2013
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My dad is helping me move into my new place. I mention putting up nicer Venetian blinds...

"You know how to make a Venetian blind? Poke him in the eyes!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vrady
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2016
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I know how you feel about my compulsion to mention edible footwear,

but could we taco boot it later?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrWonderland18
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2013
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my Dad had subtle jokes that he'd never mention until we picked up on them

When I was a young kid, I'd say "HI!" to my Dad in the morning, and he'd always respond, " 'lo! "

I didn't get it until I was about 11.

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he would also keep boxes and cardboard tubes (for mailing/keeping large posters/mailers) in his workroom for all kinds of things. When we were cleaning out the room, we found all these cardboard tubes that said "MT" on them. When we opened them up, there was nothing inside. We should have known he had them properly labeled......"MT" = "empty".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jimjoebob
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2013
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Whenever we pass a circus tent or someone mentions the circus...

Dad: "Do you know why I love the circus so much?"

Me: "Yes. Yes I do."

Dad: "Because it's intense. Hahahaha!" (in tents)

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My go-to Dad joke whenever someone mentions they are going out for Indian food

"You know, If the restaurant runs out of Indian flat bread... it's a naan issue."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klinquist
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2013
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Karl Marx is a historically famous philosopher, but no one mentions his sister

Onya, the inventor of the starting pistol

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gattica97
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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