Menstrual Cramps Puns

A list of puns related to "Menstrual Cramps"

You know why the call them Menstrual cramps?

Because when a woman gets ‘em, all the men know it’s time to take a stroll.

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👤︎ u/jasonbice15
📅︎ Jul 01 2018
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Dad jokes proven to help with menstrual cramps

Me: My body is tearing itself apart.

My friend: Geez, don't overy-act.

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👤︎ u/ancientvoices
📅︎ Aug 06 2016
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My wife was suffering from menstrual cramps, and in frustration cried out "I'm going to get a hysterectomy!"

I replied - "Shouldn't you get a hersterectomy?"

She groaned, but then agreed that I should post this here...

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👤︎ u/EngineerBill
📅︎ Jul 23 2015
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