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What did the bone mage use to rob medieval homes?
I googled "missing medieval servant"...
And it came back: "page not found"
How do medieval cathedrals clean their mouths before bedtime?
A medieval lawyer lost his license and became instead an insult musician for taverns...
His stage name "Diss-Bard"
Santa hit a dragon and killed it whilst flying over medieval England...
... guess you could say he sleighed it
I wouldn't trust medieval executioners in today's world.
They are prepared to kill people, simply to get a head.
I accidentally sat on a medieval stained glass window at the antique store...
That was a royal pane in the ass.
For the last two weeks my kids have been building a medieval blanket fort every evening to sleep in. Many nights they also stayed up past their bedtime playing fortnight under its protective cover.
It was a night knight fort for Fortnight for a fortnight.
Did you know that medieval kings and queens were carried...
Now days, people don't use the name Lance very often
In medieval times, people were named Lance a lot
What do you call a medieval airplane builder?
What punishment do legs get in the medieval era?
I like my pasta the way I like my medieval Italian literature.
Which medieval line of work has been the most let down throughout history?
I got into an argument with a friend about what the best medieval weapon was. I said the Warhammer, he said the Mace. It got so heated we are currently not speaking to each other...
Talk about blunt force drama.
What do you call a medieval spearman who is self employed?
What do you call a medieval horse in the army
What do you call a medieval bank worker?
I wanted to name my son Lance, but my wife said it was too uncommon.
I told her that in medieval days, people were named Lance a lot.
What do you ask a medieval crustacean when you want them to feel the music?
Art thou feeling it now Mr. krabs?
How did murderers hide the body in medieval times?
What do you call a drunk medieval poet?
[Request] pubs involving medieval terms
Hey all. I work at a place that sells medieval and Renaissance themed clothing, weapons, and armour. We are beginning to sell snacks in the breakroom for employees (sans vending machine) and I want to call the "shop" something silly/ridiculous. Ye Olde Snack Shack just won't cut it, I want a good pun in there.
Don't hesitate to use fantasy inspired ideas either. I wanted to go with The Dragon's Hoard, but would rather have something funny as well!
My last chess game went a bit medieval.
We both went for the castle.
Back in medieval times, they used to make computer mice out of the poop of giant flame breathing reptiles...
...surely you've heard of the "dragon drop" interface.
For several days each month, some friends and I get together, play instruments and sing in a medieval style.
I guess you could call it my minstrel period.
I went to a dad-joke competition at Medieval Times last weekend..
They called it the Game of Groans.
Ever notice how there aren’t many people named Lance these days?
Back in medieval times people used to be named Lancelot.
How did they name those guys who wore shiny armor in medieval times?
They couldn’t think of a name, so they decided to call it a knight.
Which cheese surrounds a medieval castle?
How was medieval armor delivered?
Why the medieval era was so dark?
'cause it was full of knights
Did you know that back in medieval times, soldiers would sleep with lanterns next to them so they could see if something happened.
They were called "Knight Lights"
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
In medieval times the knights would sit around a table and tease Lance.
TIL that medieval nobility married their children off for political reasons
Guess that's where the saying comes from:
"The penis: mightier than the sword"
Where do you go to become a medieval warrior?
Did you hear about the nun who got into trouble for drinking communion wine from her convent's medieval goblet?
No, but it serves her rite.
I googled the phrase "missing medieval servant".
It came back with "page not found".
I googled the phrase “missing medieval servant”.
It came back with “page not found”.
I tried to Google "medieval servant boy"
It came back: "page not found"
if you Google lost medieval servant boy,
it comes back with this page cannot be found.
Lance isn't a common name these days
But in medieval times people were named Lancelot
I googled missing medieval servant today
It came back, Error 404 page not found
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