I ate my cats medicine by mistake today.
Don’t ask meow it happened.
I accidentally took my cats medicine last night...
What Medicine does Pasta take?
What type of medicine does a clownfish put on a cut?
Nemosporin
My 8 year old daughter came up with this!
I have 2 dogs, named Milo and Otis. I called for Milo to give him his medicine...Otis showed up trying his best to look like Milo...
Otis was trying to be an imPAWSter 😎
Why did the person tiptoe past the medicine?
They didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.
(from my eight-year-old daughter, who made it up)
What are your feelings on acupuncture and Eastern medicine in general?
2 billion Chinese can't be Wong.
Source: some ancient dude hanging around outside the physical therapy office, looking at pamphlets.
The Best Medicine
Doctor: You are very sick.
Patient: Can I get a second opinion?
Doctor: Yes, of course! You're very ugly too.
Where do you buy anti-fart medicine?
Dolphins really help with pain
They cause the body to release en-dolphins
Someone stole my allergy medicine
I don't know who took it, but I'm looking Ah-Choo
How are Chemistry and Medicine alike?
How are Chemistry and Medicine alike?
If you cant Helium or Curium, you'll have to Barium.
Why can't you find medicine in the jungle?
Because the parrots-eat-'em-all
What type of medicine for cats requires a doctor's order ?
Pawscription Meowdication
I see where he was going with this.
when the local homeopathic medicine store closed my friend Steve was so angry he started a riot outside
Nobody else showed up but he had the power of a thousand men
Erectile dysfunction medicine should be called...
Do you know what they say about the pool mover who takes wrapped medicine?
He peels pills and pulls pools
how much did the poorly octopus pay for his medicine
Six quid
(Quid is slang for pounds in the UK)
There was a woman named Sue, and she did experiments with dough
She made an outrageous claim that she could cure cancer with it. But most people doubted her since it was just Sue dough science.
Why did the Mexican start taking anti anxiety medicine
Because of his panic attacks
Do you know the number one reason for drowning?
In Greek Mythology, Chiron was not only half-man, half-horse, he was also a doctor of medicine
Yeah. He was the Centaur for Disease Control
Finally gave him a taste of his own medicine with the bad dad jokes.
They say camping is one of the best medicines for stress.
You can't blame sick people for taking the horse medicine Ivermectin.
They just want to be in stable condition.
What do you call an influencer that studies medicine?
According to Greek myth, Chiron was half man, half horse and was very well-versed in medicine.
He was the original Centaur for Disease Control.
Pharmacists have stumbled on a promising new formulation using Doan's backache medicine & Viagra.
Your back won't peter out & your Peter won't back out.
My best friend died of heartburn yesterday
I can’t believe Gav is gone
Doctor's now say you cannot be prescribed medication for constipation along with medicinal Marijuana
If you need to shit you have to get off the pot
What do ice cubes take when they have a scratchy throat?
Did you hear of the medical student who overzealously showed excitement over an opportunity to partake in a non-paying beginning program assisting an internal medicine doctor through a website? That’s right, the student showed intense internist interning interest over the internet
Whomever said laugther is the best medicine
Clearly hasn’t tries curing diarrhia with a ticklefight.
What did the pill bottle say when it ran out of medicine?
Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Same as now. Windows, mirrors, other reflective surfaces like that.
What do you call a mined ore deposit?
People who take horse medicine for Covid
shall now be known as neigh-sayers
What’s a really bad medicine for an upset stomach?
I accidentally took my cat's medicine yesterday
I accidentally took my cats medicine yesterday …
I accidentally took my cat’s medicine…
Why should you tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
To not wake up the sleeping pills.
Why did the nurse tiptoe past the medicine room?
Because she didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.
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