Ah yes medical pun (putting the actual joke in the title would kinda ruin it all ngl)
I found this medical pun way too funny.
[Request] Hospital/Medical Puns
r/puns I am calling on you in time of great need!
My friend is going off to a hospital to do some work experience for 2 weeks and he needs all the hospital/medical puns that r/puns can muster!
Any and all suggestions relating to hospitals would be greatly appreciated.
Why did the Mexican take anti anxiety medication
I believe instead of 911 or 112, in case of a medical emergency you should call 12345678
Because that's the proper First Aid number
Tragic news! Bruce Willis has died while on viagra medication.
What do medical insurance companies call an elective procedure?
I remember when Viagra was the only hard-on medication...
Nowadays there seems to be a lot of stiff competition.
Why can’t your orthodontist release any of your medical information?
That information is strictly confidental
My job is to deliver medication to chickens and cows etc...
New medication created. Reduces swelling but makes you swear.
I got a fake medical ID made to get the COVID vaccine, but I was rejected
A doctor is giving medical treatment when a nurse comes in saying that they need the doctor in another room. The nurse told the guy getting medical treatment to wait.
Diabetes medication has a profit margin close to 1000%
Now that's just Insul(t)in'
What do you call a canine with a medical PhD?
What do you call a panda medic?
Did you guys hear about the deli at the medical research clinic?
I guess they successfully cured cancer.
I failed my medical school entrance exam last week, thanks to nerves.
The correct answer was blood vessels.
Inmates at HMP Manchester are refusing to eat the Moroccan spiced chicken dish they're given every Friday, claiming it is being used to secretly medicate them with aggression-suppressants hidden in the sauce.
That sounds to me like one of those cons' piri piri theories.
There’s this new medication that makes people brave, but reckless.
Why are so many medical examiners hired on January 1st?
It's always, "New Year, new ME"
Did you hear there is a new medication for diarrhoea?
It will not be out for a while, as it is still in testin!
When I have expensive medical bills -
Does that mean I had a valuable experience?
What do you call a medical fish?
I just learned the medical name for Viagra
Why are orthodontists the most divine of all medical practitioners?
Cuz they're trancen-dental.
I have a medical journal joke
But it’s still under review
What’s a proctologist’s favorite medication?
I was prescribed medication but couldn't take it. It was impossible to get that damn lid off...
You might have heard of it. It's called Tryopenin.
What do you call medical professionals who don't feed their patients after an overnight stay in the hospital?
Doctors without boarders.
I didn't mean to take too much of my anxiety medication
So my wife is getting some medical tests done (we’re expecting our second child) and had to bring home a urine sample cup to fill up and bring back to the clinic the next day.
She asks me to bring it drop it off at the lab for her and I ask, “where do I drop it off?”
She says, “Go in the front door and there’s a little desk that you -“
“Don’t you mean a LITTLE STOOL!?”
... I hope you guys enjoy that as much as I did. True story happened today!
What is a cannibal's favourite medical drama?
How do Dutch doctors prescribe medications?
What do seals do when they need medical attention?
I went to the library to get a medical book on abdominal pain.
Somebody had ripped the appendix out.
Gonorrhea would be a great name for diarrhea medication.
I asked my boss if he would donate to my organization that provides medical support to Asian children with terminal diseases so they don’t have to be put down.
He hasn’t responded yet, but when he does I’ll find out if he supports youth in Asia.
My friend is a medical professional who does circumcisions for a living.
He doesn't get paid much, but at least he gets to keep all the tips.
At 2:00PM a NASA scientist passes out....
After he is revived the medics find out the last time he ate was at breakfast. They determine that he had a "failure to lunch."
Why did the Mexican take anti-anxiety medication?
My Mexican uncle takes anti-anxiety medication.
It’s for Hispanic attacks.
My Mexican uncle takes anti-anxiety medication
It's for Hispanic attacks
Why did the Mexican take anti-anxiety medication?
I recently failed my Medical College entrance exam because of nerves.
The correct answer was blood vessels.
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