It was earie.
All the critics agree, it's hay-mazing!
Needless to say I was starving, as fate would have it a ripe piece fell down right at my feet. Startled I called out “well I guess it’s on the house!” To my amazement the stalk came to life and said “Nonsense! It’s on the cob!”
They had suffered a corncussion
Had an earie feeling that I was being stalked the whole time.
She will chose the fourth prince: he's the most hand-some.
Because the walls have ears.
I was wandering in circles for ages, but then I remembered some advice my dad gave me. I started digging around until I found water, and I knew I had found the way out. What was his advice? “Where there’s a well, there’s a way.”
...so he called in his court wizard to devise a means of defense. The wizard set to work at once. First, he wove a net, tightly so that nothing could escape. Then he traveled to the nearby lake.
For three days, he went to the edge of a dock, and cast his net into the water. Each time, he collected many small fish, until he had gathered thousands.
He then took the fish to his study, and carefully processed them, crushing them into a sticky paste. Warming the paste, he began to lather it across the walls of the maze.
When the king learned of this, he was very angry.
"How dare you cover my walls with fish paste!" he said.
The wizard replied, "But sire, everyone knows to protect a labyrinth, one must use a minnow tar."
It was earie.
Everything in it was maze
But when I swap for aces of spades, I'm trading Spaces
A man like him is hard to find.
i couldn't get a word in hedgeways
It was a dead-end job.
The kids thought it was aMAZEing.
There were tender ears around.
It was A-MAIZE-ing
The three year old was asking him where he was, and the eight year old said- I am standing at the corner. Get it? Corn-er. Little bastard is on point.
It was tired of working in a dead end field.
Mom: Should we buy a pumpkin? Dad: It's a bit early, we don't want a premature jack-o-lantern. Mom: Goddammit!
Amazing, I didn't even know they could knit.
Billy MAZE
Was driving with my teenage daughter picking up a few items for a trip she is about to take.
Sitting at a red light on the way home, I told her that when she got home she really needs to watch out for ghosts. She looked at me and asked why.
Because you’ve gotta pack, man.
My professor was talking about Barbara McClintocks work on corn kernel genetics. He stops all the sudden and says "her work really is not all that a-mazeing." He then proceed to look around to see if we laughed, Which almost no one did, cleared his throat and went back to lecturing.
My dad and I are watching tv, when a commercial for the Maze Runner movie comes on. While half asleep, he says:
"Does it have anything to do with corn?"
I was A-maize-d by how corny the corn maze was. Definitely not worth the $5.
It did have a lot in common with Dumbo though - it was all ears.
And it did creep me out a bit. Felt like I was being stalked the whole time.
My daughter is going to an adventure in a cornfield. I said, "you're going to a maize maze." She said, "corny."
My SO and I were trying to decide what movie to go see.
I asked, "is Maze Runner out yet? It looks awesome."
He said, "it looks amazing."
I think he'll be a good dad in a few years.
So for some background, my dad's a tour guide in the UK and he was showing a group round Hampton Court Palace and in the gardens there's this maze. This is the text he just sent me:
>Dad joke at Hampton Court Maze - I have fine memories of Hampton Court Maze. I used to bring my children here...... If you see them could you send them home!
And she said "why are you weaving so much? Stop treating this like a maze" Me "well I am amazing". Her "I hate you" My dad raised me well.
It was very earie.
