Math dad jokes always get me
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ktrosowo
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Not all math jokes are terrible

only sum

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YuricAcid
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2021
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Anyone have any good math jokes? [META]

Right now I'm busy calculating sum.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AverageStudent_05
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2022
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Math jokes make me mad…

but physics jokes make me madder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/enneh_07
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2022
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Have you notice math jokes are a bit stale lately?

Making one would usually result to bad expressions and sums.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nordrb
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2022
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I don’t like jokes about math….

They always divide people and it adds up to arguments in the comments

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All these math jokes are giving me constipation. Guess I’ll do as a mathematician does…

Grab a pencil and work it out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bittz128
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2022
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Reading all of these dad jokes make me numb. But math jokes...

make me number.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SW_Aphra
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2022
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cproks15
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2019
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I’m really bad at math and telling jokes...

...I tried to tell a series of jokes to my friend to see if any would cheer him up. No Pun In Twelve Did.

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MATH JOKES

I’ll leave out the negative jokes here.

Only the positive ones!

You can tri to stop me,

Adding these together just makes it so much better.

We may be divided because of this,

But not all jokes are made equal,

But y=Mx+b jokes are great, yet at some point we have to draw a line. It’s an especially slippery slope to go down.

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I don't like jokes about math, especially trigonometry

It always makes me cosec tired

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slazed05
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rens__23
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2019
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I asked my math teacher why dad jokes last forever...

His answer was p*eternal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dleewee
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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Math jokes. πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ
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πŸ‘€︎ u/uncoded_decimal
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2019
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I’ve actually got quite a number of math jokes.

I can count them all if you’d like.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joelkeys0519
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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My daughter finished telling me the β€œ7 ate 9” joke and I said β€œYou shouldn’t tell math jokes,”

”you’re greater than that.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/seaner7633
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2019
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It's a good thing priests aren't allowed to tell raunchy math jokes in church.

It would be a sin.

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Crossover between dad jokes and math jokes

My Niece posted a photo of her daughter with the caption "My little angle!". I couldn't help my self. I replied "How acute!"

She didn't get it. My son nearly lost it thought.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mks113
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2019
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Not all math jokes are terrible

Just sum

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2019
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