What's Mario's favourite material?

Denim denim denim!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jamster_1988
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2021
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If there was a material made of milk which could store electricity...

...it would be called buttery.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/No152249
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2021
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Reddit faces lawsuit for failing to remove child sexual abuse material

It is a minor issue

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ravikiwi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2021
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I borrowed materials from my friend years ago who is a chain link enthusiast. During a heated conversation, I exclaimed that wood is superior...

I didn't expect it but he took a fence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alexd281
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2021
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My cow saves every scrap of usable material.

He's recyclebull.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timthedriller
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2021
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After a Viagra salesman died from the effects of the drug, the company gifted his family a casket of a new, high-end material.

They call it mourning wood.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jay-overthinks
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2021
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I ran out of material for the doll I was making and only had breathe mints left for the feet.

He had Tic Tac toes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chemist612
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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What kind of dog is made of different materials?

Polymeranians

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Basahn
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2021
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How should you remove hazardous materials from your house?

Asbestos you can

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thicc_astronaut
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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My friend started a company a few years ago that binds quantities of material together...

He makes a bundle!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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Working with the raw materials I get imgur.com/BtgDLGt
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaussWanker
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2020
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We are putting away our unused Christmas gift wrap materials, and my son casually comments

β€œThey’re going to be napping papers”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jepoid
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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An answer in a listening test was "specific background material" and a classmate asked if it was ok to just write "background material"

The teacher said it had to be specific

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fat_Bor
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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Four Seasons Total Lawn Care created some good ones after the bizarre press conference Saturday such as "Lawn and Order" and "Make America Rake Again" - I don't see them using this one on their promotional materials though:
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πŸ‘€︎ u/danarchist
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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When my uncle worked at the iron mill he made a fortune sneaking out material that he could sell. One can say he was very good at steeling.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rattatamj
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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We must create artistic compositions made of various materials glued on a surface for my Art 419 class project...

I guess I'll give it the old collage try.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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what is a cows favourite reading material

Cattlelogs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Goldygold2
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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"Time Sensitive Material"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/brownijo
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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My anatomy class is currently covering the skeletal system and my professor is being unreasonable with the amount of material we need to know so I made an office hour appointment to speak with him.

You can bet your ass I have a bone to pick with him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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What do you call an important message to the staff of a building materials company?

An announcement

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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My 4 Year Old is Working on Her Material...

Her - Knock knock!

Me - Who's there?

Her - Hungry!

Me - Hungry who?

Her - Hi hungry, I'm dad!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DSGRNTLDcitizen
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2020
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I told my fiancΓ© I was trying to think of some jokes and that I wrote down some material... I think I'm funny
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πŸ‘€︎ u/camcatsandart
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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Later in Forrest Gump’s life, he puts on a little weight and opens a business collecting old plumbing materials.

It was called the Plump Gump Sump Pump Dump.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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They delivered materials for our new roof today. I looked out the window, confused. Said to my son, β€œhuh, that’s weird. There are several pallets out there. He asked why that’s weird.

I was just expecting a shingle pallet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The1hangingchad
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2020
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I suddenly couldn't go out and act because I received lots of crates of materials...

I had stage freight.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2020
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As a Dad 'comedian', lately all my material has been

"inside" jokes!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DonaldandHillary
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2020
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My daughter had to stick her hand in a sack to try to guess the type of material by touch...

It was felt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
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To steal someone's research material on plague is to

Plaguerize

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyjarvis
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29 2020
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I just want to talk about the absolute perfect quality of material here in r/dadjokes!

Not once has anyone laughed at one of these jokes when I have told them. Way to keep the spirit of dadjokes alive by putting groans before laughter!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/designatedjohnny
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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Bricks are the happiest construction materials.

They're always getting laid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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I recently failed my β€œWomen in Saudi Arabia” class because there was too much material.

The course covered everything.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2019
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Even though I insisted there was no need for repatriation, my neighbour has just brought round a root vegetable in exchange for the reading material I gave them.

So thats a turnip for the books.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hairyfacedhooman
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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From the 2020 SAT, geometry section: A farmer is welding parts in his barn. He wants to cut four bars of equal length from two lengths of iron rebar measuring 16 feet, 8 inches and 5 feet, 10 inches. How much material will be discarded? Bonus: where will the rebar, once welded, go for a good time?

A square dance

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dadacolt45
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2019
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GOLDMINE! Some genius comedy material in here my friends. /r/AskReddit/comments/e8t…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hickfield
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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β€ͺI regret quitting my job at the factory that made night wear for felines. I thought I was allergic to to some of the material we were working with. ‬ β€ͺ

But it turns out it wasn’t the cat’s pyjamas

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πŸ‘€︎ u/allanon101
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2020
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Wood is a very forgiving material to work with

That's why Jesus is a carpenter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ultrafas_tidious
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2019
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The local cobbler realized that canvas was a better material to craft shoes out of

His opinion was suede

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ACoolDude_
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2019
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As a woman I consider myself to be wife material. You know how much you have to pay per yard for wife material? About a house and a yard!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HollyDaze420
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2018
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I've really enjoyed the past year here and have gotten some great material for my repertoire that never ceases to amaze the wife and kids, but I think it's time I had a short word with you all

Short

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TimothyLux
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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What material are a clown’s breast implants made out of?

SILLYcone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/svenguillotien
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2018
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Ice is the most solid material in the world

It bathes in its own blood

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SideOfInsanity
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2019
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I found this small stick with one end coated with a material that can be ignited by frictional heat. It made me feel loved, wholesome and beautiful.

Like a match made in heaven.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lum1nar
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2019
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What material is a piggy bank made from?

Porkelain

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ingrahamlincoln
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2019
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Is the majority of this sub finally done recycling material?

There have only been a few "Is this sub still active? There haven't been any new posts all year" posts all year.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fzh
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2019
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Did you guys know that wood is the most poplar building material on the planet?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/breakone9r
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2018
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I borrowed materials from my friend years ago who is a chain link enthusiast. During a heated conversation, I exclaimed that wood is superior...

I didn't expect it but he took a fence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alexd281
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2021
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What's Mario's favourite material?

Denim, Denim, Denim

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrdcb
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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What is Mario’s favourite clothing material

Denim Denim Denim

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rover-II
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