What is the micro managing mariner's favourite thing?
Marine iguana's should be as legal as alcohol!
What's another word for a marine biologist?
I don't think Marine Biology is the right major for me.
My grades are below C-level
I asked a Marine if he knew about Egyptian gods.
I'm quitting my soul sucking corporate job to be a marine biologist.
I've gotta find some porpoise in my life.
Why do marine biologists make good philosophers?
Because they spend their lives search for porpoise.
What marine animal is famous for their alternative hits?
My best friend growing up is a famous author of marine life books now.
He's mostly known for his polyp fiction.
Where do Marine animals go to get help with a drinking problem?
What was the name of the janitor at the French marine biology school?
What are the requirements to work in marine biology?
Your grades need to be above C-level
This Christmas, I marinated the turkey for 7 days and no one noticed.
I should have known better than to make week sauce.
Where did the Marine Biologist work from during the quarantine?
I don't understand marine mammals
What porpoise do they serve
What do you call a prostitute that works the crows nest on a pirate ship?
Isn't all marine traffic 'current'?
Why should you stay away from any marine life that has been removed from the water?
Because they're all de-seas'd animals.
The marine biology seminars weren't for entertainment,
but were created for educational porpoises.
I am going to go to school to become a marine biologist at age 55...
I know it sounds fishy, but I really think it will help to be less crabby, get out out of my shell, and have a porpoise in life.
After all, the world is my oyster!
People get mad at me for always making marine animal puns.
I said, "Sorry, I don't do it on porpoise"
An Ex Marine took over a Ballerina Studio near my house
He's a tough coach but he keeps them on their toes.
🔥 Legalize Marine Iguana 🔥
Nate's mother asked him to delay the marriage by an year...
she wanted his fiance to mari_nate.
Some marine biologists argued about how best to handle angry dolphins.
The were working at cross porpoises.
What do you call a Marine with IQ of 160?
What do you call a marine mammal in a vat of dark blue paint?
If a Navy doctor performs surgery on a Marine’s knee
It’s a ...😏🕶.....😎 Joint Operation.
A Marine Biology student was compiling a list of all the sea creatures they could find on Wikipedia. The next day they handed it in to their Professor, who took one look at it and said..
The marine biologist tripped and the chum bucket spilled all over everything
My son is a Marine Corps reservist
Or as I call him, a submarine.
I found an enormous marine mammal that weighs 2.2lbs.
I read earlier that the zoo was installing an exercise equipment addition to the marine mammal exhibit to help make the animals stronger.
They're going to have a bunch of flex seals on their hands.
What did the Italian marine biologist say when asked to identify an eel?
Why did the marine join a pottery class?
Because his Sargeant said he should learn about the claymore.
Why did the marine biologist travel to the UK?
Did you hear about the guy who got lost sailing from Marin County to Catalina Island?
He left his chart in San Francisco.
Why don't Swedish people need to worry about security in marine events?
Because they scan the navy in
There is one animal in the ocean that marine biologists are refusing to release any date on. Apparently, it’s a sea crit.
I retired from marine biology today...
Now my life has no porpoise.
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