What's another word for a marine biologist?

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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What’s the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

A dog wags a tail but a marine biologist tags a whale

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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I'm quitting my soul sucking corporate job to be a marine biologist.

I've gotta find some porpoise in my life.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlooregardQKazooo
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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Why do marine biologists make good philosophers?

Because they spend their lives search for porpoise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nalydpsycho
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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Where did the Marine Biologist work from during the quarantine?

His offish

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2020
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I am going to go to school to become a marine biologist at age 55...

I know it sounds fishy, but I really think it will help to be less crabby, get out out of my shell, and have a porpoise in life.

After all, the world is my oyster!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tripsteur
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2019
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Some marine biologists argued about how best to handle angry dolphins.

The were working at cross porpoises.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mwmillman
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2019
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The marine biologist tripped and the chum bucket spilled all over everything

It was an offal mess

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Possum
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2018
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What did the Italian marine biologist say when asked to identify an eel?

"That's a moray."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GlowWorm23
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2019
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Why did the marine biologist travel to the UK?

He wanted to see Wales.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/big_macaroons
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2019
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There is one animal in the ocean that marine biologists are refusing to release any date on. Apparently, it’s a sea crit.
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Who's the first person the marine biologist called on his new cellphone?

His Anchovie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IcariusFallen
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2015
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What profession has the best muscle memory?

Marine Biologists!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yoursweetlord70
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2017
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The production staff of Car Talk at NPR
  • Accounts Payable Administrator_______________Imelda Czechs

  • Accounts Payable Clerk, Moscow Office__________Dasha Chekhov

  • Air-Quality Monitor _________________________Carmine Dioxide

  • Caffeine Addiction Counselor__________________Bruno Moore

  • Chief Legal Counsel_________________________ Hugh Louis Dewey of Dewey, Cheetham & Howe

  • Cliche Monitor_____________________________Saul Wellingood

  • Clothing Designer__________________________Hugh Jass

  • Credit Counselor___________________________Max Stout

  • Director of Purchasing_______________________Lois Bidder

  • Director of Pavlovian Research________________Isabelle Ringing

  • Divorce Attorney___________________________Carmine Nottyors

  • Dog Trainer_______________________________Don Chase Katz

  • Ebay Specialist____________________________Selma Junkoff

  • Head of Security___________________________Barb Dwyer

  • Global Economics Forecaster_________________Helena Handbasket

  • Marine Biologist___________________________Frieda Wales

  • Father-in-Law Liaison_______________________Royal Payne Diaz

  • Mother-in-Law Liaison______________________Stella Payne Diaz

  • Official Spokesperson_______________________Howie Vasive

  • Restroom Attendants_______________________Trudy Door & Donna Hall

  • Russian Chauffeur__________________________Picov Andropov

  • Scout Leader______________________________Lawson D. Woods

  • Shop Foreman_____________________________Luke Bizzy

  • Staff Intuitionist____________________________Ivan Inkling

  • Used Car Salesman_________________________Alexis Itznot

Full list can be found here: http://www.cartalk.com/content/staff-credits

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IcedPyro
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2016
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How did the combat medic get hired at SeaWorld?

He told them he was a marine biologist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RoboChrist
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2015
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