Manhattanization Puns

A list of puns related to "Manhattanization"

What do you call a small dog from Manhattan?

A New Yorkie

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👤︎ u/bennnnnnieandthejets
📅︎ Sep 25 2021
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Anyone?
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👤︎ u/_Dani_California_
📅︎ Sep 11 2021
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I really like that actress in “House of Cards,” “Manhattan” and “The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel.”

I’m a Rachel Brosnafan.

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👤︎ u/backalleywillie
📅︎ Dec 31 2020
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We all know where the Big Apple is, but does anyone know where the…

Minneapolis

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👤︎ u/Llama-Farmer
📅︎ Sep 09 2021
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Manhattan
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👤︎ u/Gamergod4now
📅︎ Mar 10 2020
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Manhattan
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👤︎ u/nzgirl25
📅︎ Mar 26 2019
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When Manhattan Project workers needed to keep their jobs secret, they would leave and tell their loved ones:

"I'm going on a fission trip."

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👤︎ u/IncompotentCyborg
📅︎ Aug 31 2019
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you get it... y-you.. you get it?
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👤︎ u/equishh
📅︎ Nov 23 2019
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So I work at a coffee shop in Manhattan

I'm the baker in the back so every now and then I go bother the barista.

Me: Hey can you make a drink for me?
Her: Sure what did you want?
Me: Two shots of espresso and some steamed milk. Her: A latte?
Me: No just a little.

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👤︎ u/BrianKid
📅︎ Sep 29 2015
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Talking about the new construction over the west side railyard in manhattan. Me: Do you think it'll be stable?

Dad: I dunno, are there gonna be any horses in it?

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👤︎ u/identitycrisis1
📅︎ Mar 12 2015
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Why was the Native American bartender fired?

He kept charging $24 for a Manhattan

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👤︎ u/hutimuti
📅︎ Dec 13 2020
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My dad's favorite joke

"So a French man arrives in New York having just gotten off of his flight. He calls a cab over so he can go to see his relatives in Manhattan. The driver looks out the window and says, 'You need a ride?' to which the French man responds, 'Oui oui, Monsieur.' The cab driver then says, 'Not in my car, you don't!' and drives off."

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👤︎ u/BabyBlackout19
📅︎ Sep 06 2013
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My mom said that she took her computer to the "Genius Bar".

"Did you order a Manhattan?"

Actually said by my actual science-dad.

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👤︎ u/CupcakeTrap
📅︎ May 19 2014
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We all know where the Big Apple is but do you know where the...

Minneapolis?

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👤︎ u/gingernuts13
📅︎ Dec 01 2019
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