Macaws Puns

A list of puns related to "Macaws"

Why couldn't the Macaw and the Bull never produce any offspring?

It would've created a parrot-ox.

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👤︎ u/EastlyGod1
📅︎ Nov 19 2020
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Why are macaws super annoying?

Because they constantly parrot things back to you.

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👤︎ u/space0watch
📅︎ Feb 29 2020
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If I ever get a macaw, I'm going to name it Macawlay Culkin.
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👤︎ u/-rabid-
📅︎ Aug 01 2014
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When is a bird monkey-like?

When a Macaw parrots and apes a gorilla!

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Nov 15 2019
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I knead help

I have a new bird. At the moment he is nameless. I would like an awesome pun name for him but I'm coming up blank. Comment anything you can up with thank you

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👤︎ u/The_th1nker
📅︎ Jan 25 2015
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What did the tropical bird say when he caught his friend cheating in a board game?

Toucan play at that game

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👤︎ u/tsands22
📅︎ Jan 16 2015
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Yeah, I made this one...

What did the one parrot say to the other parrot when the other parrot didn't pick up the phone?

"Ya missed macaw!"

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👤︎ u/givinanlovin
📅︎ Feb 02 2014
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