So Covid and homeschool overwhelmed, I need to schedule a reminder to drain their Mac & Cheese.

I had to create a Google Colander entry to remind me...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thermbug
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2021
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Me: I'm much better at making Mac and cheese, and you know why that is?

Wife: I'm going to regret this. Why?

Me: I'm cheesier than you.

Wife: ...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gameronomist
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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Mac and Cheese imgur.com/KxRkRSQ
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jvst_joshin
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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Mac and cheese
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Danky_Dearest
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2020
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Mac and cheese mmmm
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bradislit
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2019
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Mac and cheese
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Intelligent_Let
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2019
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Mac and cheese
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bcm980
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2019
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Forbidden Mac and Cheese
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirAeneas
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2019
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Last October, I was walking through the cemetery and I came across a trash can where someone had thrown out their Kraft halloween monster themed mac and cheese...

It was the mac.

It was the monster mac.

the monster mac

was in the graveyard trash.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brdain
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2020
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Mac and cheese.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/blackhawk_pilot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2018
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Mac and cheese stall in London with a punny name
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryman72
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2018
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My friend complemented me about how good I was a cooking Mac and cheese.

I said β€œthanks, it’s a special craft β€œ.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bubbs67
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2019
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Found a great mac-and-cheese recipe. imgur.com/rIuGLWq
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rb612
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2014
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Did you hear about the guy who spilled Parmesan all over his Apple computer?

Now he just has Mac and cheese

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BassMusicIsLife
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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Big Paws

A bear walks into a restaurant and the waiter asks "what can I get ya?" The bear says, "I'll have the…............................. Mac and cheese" Waiter asks, "Why the big pause?" Bear says, "Well, I'm a bear!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simba_sings_opera
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2018
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Dad made a cheesy pun

Was making some mac n cheese with my dad and while grating the cheese my dad belts out in a thick Scottish accent, "This is going to be great!" Never rolled my eyes so hard and he had the biggest dumb smile on his face. The mac and cheese did turn out pretty good though.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ILikeBlazing
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2016
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My 3yo has a future as a great dad

We were eating Mac and Cheese for dinner outside yesterday. He dropped some on his chair. I told him he can't eat it because it is dirty now.

He said, but Dad I want it its cherry now!

I couldn't be more proud!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stuckhere4ever
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2016
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Eating lunch with wife and kids. .

Wife "your lunch is very orange"

4yo "what do you mean? "

Wife "well you have Mac and cheese which is orange and a Clementine which is orange"

Me "well, the Clementine is only a little orange"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pear_tree_gifting
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2016
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Dadjoked my dad at the age of 3.

We were eating dinner at a nice resteraunt when my dad pointed to my mac-n-cheese and asked "Can I have a bite?"

So I leaned over and bit him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Acothedraco
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2014
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My friend had mouth surgery

Friend: I've been eating pudding and other luiqidy foods for almost a week now.

Me: that sucks, when will you be able to eat regularly?

Friend: I'm hoping in three days. I want pizza and mac and cheese.

Me: Solid goals, brother.

I never got a reply..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rufdog2
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2015
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Brand New Dad Joke Tonight

Back story: My grandfather works for Kraft Foods (they make mac and cheese). We live about an hour away from a town called Nazareth.

Dad: Grandpa said his company got sold and is moving to Nazareth.

Me: They sold Kraft?

Dad: Yeah, and they even changed the name.

Me: What is it?

Dad: Cheeses in Nazareth

Many laughs ensued

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spmose
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2014
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Do you ever put cheese on your laptop?

Because if you do it's a Mac and Cheese.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/T-Money44
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2014
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Dad n Cheese

My friend and I were eating at a southern buffet. As he was scooping out some mac n cheese, the older man beside him said: "Oh, my son loves that stuff!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brthmrk
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2014
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My dad is on a "diet".

So today for lunch we were having mac'n cheese for lunch. And I see my dad is taking ALL of the cheese (we serve them separately) and I stop saying "leave some".

His reply "Don't leave for tomorrow what you can eat today"...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sokonit
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2014
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