M&m's Puns

..a duel meaning.

Theoretical Fizz-ics

We've just released our Greatest Shit album.

I met her online.

But then I saw her face.

I'm avoiding meets.

Neil before me..

She got up, unplugged my laptop and threw out my beer….

EDIT: Thanks for the kind awards... My first ever! ❤️

and yet according to Kraft Dinner, I’m a 4-person family

People are usually shocked when they find out.

Do the ends really justify the greens?

Something bad is going to happen, I can just feel it.

sǝʞoɾpɐp/ɹ

I don’t know Y (possible repost, but I don’t care)

but good players are really hard to find.

I also told him "now you'll be able to put your nose up at someone and give them the cold shoulder at the same time"

He thought I was "very punny"

She said, “Where will you find the time?”

Me: Easy. Right next to the sage.

I said: ‘Is that a fret?'

Everyone thinks I'm have a Midwife crisis.

Me : Wait . I can change .

..' you'll just have to learn to be a little patient '

I've never seen its balls, but people keep saying it's a Balled Eagle

8 lbs 6 oz

"That's M'Shell on my back!"

It's for people who love meat tender

That's their back story.

Hi Cumming, I'm dad.

It won't happen again

Call the squat team.

8-year-old daughter: “Makes sense. Cuz I didn’t laugh.”

…and I don’t give a crap!

The therapist looks up from his paperwork, looks at the man, and says, "I'm busy at the moment, so I'll deal with you later."

The news was hard for me to hear.

I hope it's not terminal.

Oh, no, wait, she's back. She just went for groceries.

But good players are hard to find.

It will be for people who love meat tender.

Me: Wait. I can change.

The news was hard for me to hear.