A list of puns related to "Lyft"
They dont want to call for A-CAB.
He said he'll be here in two shakes of a lamb's tailpipe.
They drive all their customers away.
All that time and nothing to chauffeur it
He was complaining about how his son's girlfriend always comes over and just sits on the phone the whole time. So he asks her one day, "do you come here to visit your phone or do you come here to visit us?" I could only imagine the eye roll.
An elderly woman is pushing a cart up the middle of the road in downtown San Francisco (not uncommon). The driver carefully, but easily, avoids her. I comment she's really staked a claim to the road. He replied "she's grandmothered in."
Because they don't even Lyft
I said “Bro, do you even Lyft?”
He was my shoe-four.
All I said was, "thanks for the lyft"
Lyft.
You can only Lyft your spirits.
Because he Lyft's.
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