My wife with the dad fire

Our teenage son was explaining about the Luna moth, apparently in the moth stage of its life cycle it doesn't have a mouth. It gorges during the caterpillar stage, and spends its moth life on reproduction, eventually starving to death.

My wife, without blinking an eye says, "Hungry little fuckers".

I bowed to her superiority.

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What do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna tick

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