Luna Puns

A list of puns related to "Luna"

What do you call beekeepers on Luna?

Honey Mooners!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VerbalAcrobatics
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrA313
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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My son identifies as a crescent moon. I’m worried, but my wife says it’s just a phase.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/olafminesaw
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2018
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I went as a Dad Joke for Halloween.

Iron Man. https://imgur.com/a/3eNDlNZ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpiceCreamcicle
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2018
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What do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna tick

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πŸ‘€︎ u/awildsackofpatatos
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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