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Lunar New Year Puns

A list of puns related to "Lunar New Year"

Happy Lunar New Year 2021

Hopefully good health and prosperity aren't too much to "ox" for.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ixfd64
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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Lunar new year in Vietnam is celebrated with lion dances, dragon dances, fireworks, family gatherings and meals, ancestor worship, and giving red envelopes to children and the elderly.

Thank you for coming to my TαΊΏt talk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PM_ME_COOKIERECIPES
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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I'm at Uni so I'm on the phone talking to my dad about my new module choices, and everytime without fail the conversation will go like this.

Dad: So how's university? Still enjoying it?

Me: Oh yeah, last term was good but my new modules are grea-

Dad: Lunar modules?

Me: ...

It's not the sharpest of dad jokes, but my god if his persistence is certainly dad joke worthy. It's been going three years now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChocoMcShreddy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2014
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