What do you call a woman who loves to cook up trouble?
Remember the good old days, before the pandemic? It used to be you could meet new people, maybe even fall in love and get married.
Now I’m just dating myself
What do you call a retired boxer who loves to play video games?
How do you get the farmer’s daughter to fall in love with you?
Did you know that pigs love to cook?
It's true! They're always bacon!
Me: I love going to art school! My wife: you can’t go any more!
Me : but that’s where I draw the line
What to you call a gentleman with bad hygiene that loves to tell puns?
Did you know that when Mr. Sampras was still playing tennis, they didn’t force him to use the word love? He could use the word “Oh”
Do you want to know why I love this floor?
It's always been so supportive.
Hey Dad, remember you told me when you were young you used to love blowing bubbles?
Yes son I do.
Me: Well he's back in town and he's looking for you
I would love to help you out, but...
I don't know which way you came in.
My dad insisted on singing "Do You Believe in Life after Love?" to me.
I told him "Thanks for Chering"
All you dad's are going to love my Pun musical
How do you get a woman to say I love you on the first date?
You take a dog with you :)
I looked at my wife and proclaimed, "I promise to love you 24/7!!"
She looked lovingly at me, eyes welling with tears as I continued, "And today is the day!"
What do you call a Nazi who loves to tie knots and always says, "Nein!".
Love this sub, so here's a round of applause to show you my appreciation.
I love peanuts... But it’s hard for a peanut to love you back when it’s been asalted all its life.
How do you listen to matters of love?
I don’t know about you but I love to tell dad jokes
The apple asked the Pear: Do you want to Smoke this fruit? Come on you’ll love it!
The pear responded: I will never succumb to your Pear-Pressure.
There’s no time like today to do the things you love. For me, that thing is fishing.
My wife and I love to go on dates, but we always do what she wants. Today she asked me, ‘If you had to pick any date, what would it be?’
How to tell if your dog loves you more than your wife!
Lock both of them forcefully in the trunk of your car for 30 minutes, and see who is more excited to see you when you open the trunk.
I was on a date and said to the waiter “I would love the bo-log-nayz and a white wine.” Laughing my date said “I didn’t know you spoke another language.”
I replied, “yeah, I’m trylingual.”
What do you call a cougar that loves to dance?
A man threw two copies of the CD single 'I just Called to Say I Love You' at the artist.
The next month's going to be fun. That is, as long as you love May.
We could be starving
We could be homeless
We could be broke
Did you hear about the policeman who tried to make love to a bacon slicer?
When a person who loves classical music says hi to you
My fiance and I were in bed and she said to me "I love you"
I told her "I like trees as well but you don't see me going on about it"
I was visiting D.C (from Baltimore) & took a yoga class. After class, the instructor said "Please come back, we'd love to have you again." I responded...
"namaste in Baltimore, thanks"
You have a fortnight to make an owl fall in love
I told my dad "I just need to change real quick" and he responded with "Don't change I love you just the way you are"
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