Falling in love is dangerous.
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I heard Bill Gates is really unsure if he'll ever find love again. But as the old saying goes...
thereโs plenty more Phish in the (C:)
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︎ May 05 2021
My mate told me he is in love with two school bags
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︎ Apr 11 2021
My love for my wife is like the national debt.
It's enormous. It seems likes it's been around forever. It is growing every day. It's something that will be passed onto our children and grandchildren.
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︎ Feb 14 2021
I just love when food is packed with more food
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︎ Mar 19 2021
I love GOLD , but *A* is silent in it!#chem punsฦช(หโฃห)สโ(โ
๏ฝโ)โ
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︎ Dec 26 2020
Love is like a fart
If you have to force it, itโs probably just gonna be crappy anyways
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︎ Feb 15 2021
I love puns, butt this is getting outta control
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︎ Dec 04 2020
โI love my job!โ exclaimed the farmer. โAll you do is boss me around all day!โ complained one of his sheep. โWhat did you say?โ challenged the farmer. The sheep glared back and growled...
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︎ Oct 25 2020
So this happened today... this is why I love Reddit.
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︎ Dec 15 2020
The longest I've ever made love for is 1 hour, 2 minutes and 32 seconds...
... I love it when the clocks go forward!
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︎ Nov 19 2020
I was having a glass of wine with my wife after a long day and I heard her say "I love you so much and always look forward to being with you at the end of the day. I don't know what I'd do without you." "Is that you or the wine talking?" I asked. She replied "It's me...
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︎ Feb 11 2021
This is a great sub to discover because I love telling Dad jokes.
Sometimes he even laughs.
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︎ Jul 17 2020
This is why I love Reddit!
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︎ Sep 12 2020
How do you know if your love interest is into you?
Invite them to the gym. If they show up...
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...then you know you're working out.
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︎ Dec 08 2020
My neighbor is an epileptic midget who really loves pizza.
Seems like everyday heโs having little seizures.
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︎ Oct 23 2020
Love is blind
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︎ Dec 04 2020
There is one place in this world where you can truly love yourself.
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︎ Nov 18 2020
Love is like peeing your pants...
... Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.
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︎ Sep 21 2020
What is a seafood an Italian would love to have?
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︎ Oct 13 2020
Ordis from Warframe is just pure love
Everything in Ordis, Operator? Is that a pun?! Hmm.... I will attempt to bypass this fault.
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︎ Jul 11 2020
If god is love, and love is blind
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︎ Jun 23 2020
Some people love cats, other people hate them. The pope is obsessed with them....
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︎ Jul 20 2020
who is a Disney character and loves puns?
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︎ Mar 25 2020
Love it or hate it. This is a good pun
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︎ Oct 09 2019
Love is in the pairโฅ๏ธ
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︎ Feb 25 2020
I asked my SO if she knew my favorite letter. She said "No, what is it?" I said "It's u." She responded "aww I love youuuuuuuu" To which I replied...
"I love u too. It's my favorite letter."
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︎ Apr 29 2020
Tinder match is basically love at first site ๐ฎ
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︎ Jul 13 2019
The love for Brie cheese is real.
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︎ Sep 03 2019
This is why I love Reddit
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︎ Aug 10 2019
Love is in the air.
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︎ Sep 27 2017
What is the frequency of love?
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︎ Feb 14 2020
As much as I love Netflix, when I look at the presidents, I don't think orange is the new black.
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︎ Jun 23 2018
If someone who loves books is a bookworm, does that make someone who loves audio books a tapeworm?
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︎ Sep 22 2019
The truth is that neither love nor money that makes the world go round
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︎ Jan 01 2020
my love for you is
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︎ Jan 08 2020
I love how strong this fly is! He has finally lived out his dreams (:
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︎ Apr 04 2019
This is better than a dad joke, I love it.
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︎ Sep 01 2018
What I love about r/dadjokes is how wholesome these posts are
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︎ Aug 08 2019
I asked the older woman at work what she is doing for Valentineโs Day and she said that she was taking her husband to the Cardiologist. That is true love. The heart wants what the heart wants. โค๏ธ
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︎ Feb 14 2019
I love how updated space is!
I mean, we even get a new moon every month!
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︎ Nov 01 2019
Bar talk: Dude 1: What was that song by Eric Burdon again; something about love is on fire? Dude 2: Yeah. Yeah. "Love is a burnin' thing, and it makes a fiery ring..."
Dude 3: I think it was Hotel California. "Last thing I remember, I was running for the door..."
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︎ Nov 02 2019
My dad is in the hospital and king of dad jokes.. I'd love to make him a little book
Hi! My dad had a heart attack last week, then went home, less than 12 hours later was back in with a one in a million fluke chance that he'd have complication. He's been in for a week now and was told he is nothing short of a miracle. I'm pregnant and can't really go see him often in ICU because of the very very sick people, but I wanted to do something special and thought i'd ask here. He is pretty down about the whole thing, usually pretty active guy keeping himself busy but I would love to create a little book for him to cheer him up. Nothing crazy but maybe some great jokes to keep him on the cheery side I might include a little art for him too with the joke. Thanks everyone.
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︎ Jan 22 2019
If love is blind,
Love is a disability. Don't love or don't spread love.
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