I just ordered a vault and loudspeaker online

They just arrived. Safe and sound

Found this on a text message from someone's actual dad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mounis11
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2019
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Rumors have it my roommate is going to surprise me with a set of loudspeakers

I don't like the sound of it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dadNigga
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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A man came over the loudspeaker when the scouts camped at Sea World.

He said: β€œFor all in tents, and porpoises...”

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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I hope this pun doesn't get band.

So I was at school and the loudspeaker said advanced orchestra was canceled for the day. I whispered to my friend "Dang, they should've told us in advance!" and she threatened to stab me with her pencil.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CCCoolbucket
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2019
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My dad favorite baseball joke

I was emailing him about recent baseball events and got a bit nostalgic about going to games with him. I'd get so embarrassed every single time they would play the trumpets over the loudspeaker. Everybody else screamed "CHARGE!!!" my dad yelled "PAY CASH!!!!!"

edit: missed word

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BaltimoreBirdGuy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2014
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There was a dad behind me at a hockey game last night.

The opening period was almost over, the crowd was quiet as there wasn't much action going on and suddenly I hear a lone dad behind me ask loudly to the crowd, 'How many minutes are remaining in the period?' In perfect timing the arena announcer then exclaims over the loudspeaker, 'There is one minute remaining in the period. One minute.' I smirked and the dad was the only one who laughed.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2014
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At Lowes...

(on loudspeaker): "Customer assistance needed in the blind cutting area. Customer assistance needed in the blind cutting area."

Dad: "Why are they cutting blind people?!"

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2014
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