If all the elves were missing from my son's LOTR Lego set,
Would you call that a Lego-loss?
LoTR Dad Joke
Legolas and Aragorn walk in to a bar. Gimli walks under it.
A little LOTR/Scientology pun imgur.com/rzXsRGT
Someone asked Treebeard if he was proficient with Microsoft Office.
He said he was ExcelEnt.
Every Christmas he breaks this one out.
Dad: How do you make a hobbit?
Me: Please dont
Dad: You frodocopy it!
Me: Please kill me
My girlfriend made it worse this year by laughing.
My girlfriend and I are having a pregnancy scare, and she's better prepared to be a father than I am.
Last night while discussing our options and what could possibly happen, she said "I have such a gut feeling I'm pregnant" and gave me the slyest look I've ever seen.
I'm not a dad, but I did my best
I ejected my friend's PS3, which opened up LOTR: The Two Towers. He said, "I was too tired to watch the whole thing so I stopped halfway." I immediately responded with "oh, so you watched LOTR: The One Tower?" He just told me to shut up
