The Shire Puns

A list of puns related to "The Shire"

What's the difference between a stolen miniature diorama for your personal library and an incredibly surprising but cliched erotic fantasy about Peregrin of the shire?

One is a shelf insert book nook for fiction fans that you took and the other is a self-insert fan fiction took book that got you shook.

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👤︎ u/rocketsocks
📅︎ Jan 30 2021
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What do you call the village where Hobbits live that isn’t as good as the Shire but they make really good sloppy joes?

Worcestershire

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👤︎ u/tinygluesticks
📅︎ Jul 14 2020
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What do residents of the Shire use for birth control?

Anything, really, as long as it's non-Hobbit-forming.

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👤︎ u/bramley
📅︎ May 27 2016
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What sauce do Hobbits dislike the most?

Worst-in-the-shire sauce

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👤︎ u/HeartBreakKid99
📅︎ Nov 17 2019
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