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Looted Puns

A list of puns related to "Looted"

A bunch of rioters looted my pretzel shop.

Unfortunately, they got all my dough.

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👤︎ u/RunescapeCoin
📅︎ Jun 02 2020
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Pirates of yore would get a treasure chest off a looted vessel and often hear voices coming from the chest saying "yoo hoo!"

It was the booty calls.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Jun 30 2020
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A band of raiders have attacked and looted my mine.

It's a total disoreder.

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👤︎ u/analytik
📅︎ Aug 01 2018
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There's a rather unknown Greek myth that involved Zeus farting so loudly that it caused powerful lightning storms all over Greece. Panic and chaos ensued, and there was widespread looting as fires raged out on control.

Thus began the Zeus Toot Riots.

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👤︎ u/Hollowbody57
📅︎ Jul 07 2020
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The looting and rioting going on today is terrible, but if you're a man you shouldn't find it funny.

Because manslaughter is a crime.

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👤︎ u/professorf
📅︎ May 30 2020
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What do you call a burglar's loot sack?

An accessory to the crime.

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👤︎ u/gingerbearsw
📅︎ Oct 21 2019
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TIL that sea-faring pirates were quite progressive in their labor practices, reserving a portion of their loot into an early sort of worker's comp, paying for peg-legs and hooks.

They weren't big fans of arrrbitration.

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👤︎ u/handcraftnullpacket
📅︎ Sep 02 2019
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They better stay peaceful cause other wise they might get chased.
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👤︎ u/ATMiceli
📅︎ Jun 03 2020
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Ewoking Dead
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👤︎ u/journeyman369
📅︎ Feb 01 2016
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