A giant fly has attacked the local police...

Police have called SWAT team.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Coffeeaficionado_
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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Local barber in the area got arrested for selling drugs.

Blew my mind. I’ve been his customer for years. I had no idea he was a barber.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedCakesYT
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion in less than 5 moves.

Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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I got thrown out of my local park after arranging the squirrels by height.....

They didn’t like me critter sizing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/18021982
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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I was served by a former police officer at my local Applebee’s, I asked for a cup of water and he gave me a cup of ice instead and said

β€œJust-ice has been served”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thunderfighter6
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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A local supermarket was giving away 100% free face masks

But there were no strings attached.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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There was a huge explosion at the local cheese factory

Da brie was all over the place

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ducati0411
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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A local funk band decided to keep their horn section of cow ghosts, despite them spooking the other members from behind.

Because a herd in the band is worth a boo in the tush.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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A local man was arrested for attacking his neighbor with a taser that didn't work.

He was charged with assault without battery.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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One of the local radio stations had a "Worst Pun" contest.

The best part was you could submit multiple entries, and I sent in a bunch, at least 10. I figured the more I came up with, one of them had to win.

But, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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I've just seen a queue at the local graveyard..

For some reason, people are dying to get in there

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mike_R0we_Wave
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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My local paper has done amazing work in exposing corruption in our local chicken farms.

They deserve a pullet-zer prize.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rossum81
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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Everyone seems to hate the local paleontologist...

I guess it must be because they always have a bone to pick with someone!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/500mmrscrub
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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I can't wait until the pandemic is over, and I can see the pun-based show my local theater troupe has been rehearsing.

It's a play on words.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xero19
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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Why was the local fly population afraid of the secretive snake charmer?

Because he was Asp-hider

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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My local safari park is trying to pass off common Caribou as African Wildebeest...

Fake Gnus!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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The first time I seen my Wife was at the local Zoo. Our eyes met..

..and I knew She was a Keeper.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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My local council has managed to legislate a ban on all headgear

Hats off to them for getting that passed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Coolface2k
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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I was thrown out of the local park for arranging the squirrels by height...

Apparently they just can’t take a little critter-sizing!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sjdiver2001
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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The local news had a story on wildebeests coming to a screeching halt...

It was braking gnus!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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I just got done performing at the local correctional facility

It was a captive audience

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mattxfish
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2020
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A hole was discovered in the fence surrounding the local nudist colony

Authorities are looking into it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flippantteacup
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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A local circus caught fire today

It was in tents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TopperMadeline
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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My local paper said the police arrested the energizer bunny

It said they charged him with battery

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πŸ‘€︎ u/seatheous
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2020
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The waiter at our local Indian restaurant asked if I wanted bread before the meal.

β€œThat’s a naan-starter” I told him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bullhead20
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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My local pub has put a dartboard on the ceiling

Makes me want to throw up!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stoatwobbler
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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My family has been getting stir crazy. So we decided to take our son to the local zoo. Problem is, it’s a small zoo. They only have one animal. It’s a dog.

It’s a real Shih Tzu.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reepicheep08
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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Local police caught two men drinking battery acid and eating fireworks

They charged one and let the other one off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vibe666
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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A guy just went crazy at my local dumpling house and destroyed the place.

He's been charged with wonton destruction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Datolite7
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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Our local HS music dept was in the news
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HeyNow646
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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Our local flying school is trialling a new programme to teach blind people how to fly.

Can’t see it taking off

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πŸ‘€︎ u/4wwn4h
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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My local furniture store keeps calling me but...

All I wanted was one night stand

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hypeaze
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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I quit my job as the Pro at the local Miniature Golf course...

... I found the work oft-putting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/youtellmebob
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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I bought a dog from my local blacksmith

When I got it home it made a bolt for the door

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AFC-Wilson
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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My local karaoke bar has just banned all Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin and Bing Crosby songs …

to prevent the spread of the crooner virus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jaggington
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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My local Vietnamese restaurant
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πŸ‘€︎ u/alexstandifer
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2020
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Tried to schedule a date with my girlfriend at my local library

But it was all booked

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πŸ‘€︎ u/actuaryvsp
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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Our local florist recently expanded to take in the shop space next door.

Business must really be blooming.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drozzi007
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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The local dragon regularly poops hundreds of pounds of ore directly into the sea.

It's a gross waste of resources.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Impybutt
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
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My local Italian restaurant is moving to Italy

They are moving to greener pasta.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Marvelite222
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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Our local undertaker is Egyptian.

His motto is satisfaction guaranteed or your mummy back.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brucemoose1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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I went to the local Kleptomaniacs Anonymous meeting last night

but all the seats were taken.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2020
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Apparently a bunch of comedians are making their own beer at the local pub.

I don't know, sounds like a big brewhaha to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BunzarTheFuzzy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2020
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I just landed a job at a local Asian restaurant.

All I had to do was wok in for my interview!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StuntsMonkey
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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My local oriental takeaway got closed down because they found canine meat.

Shame I thought it was the dogs bollocks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gunganfalacio
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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A local restaurant launders money for the mafia

They refused to sere me beef today. The waiter said something about a stakeout

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smithsea2
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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A man knocked on my door today and asked for a small donation for the local swimming pool...

So I gave him a glass of water...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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Azad Khan, a chef in a local Indian restaurant, overstretched and fell headlong into a vat of hot curry. An ambulance was quickly at the scene and he was taken to hospital.

Fortunately he is alive but is still in a korma.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brucemoose1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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i was reading Yelp reviews of local mortuaries

found one that was rated cad-average.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/berninicaco3
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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Yesterday I met Sally, a young woman who operates a battery kiosk at our local community park.

Sally sells C-cells by the Seesaw.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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I really like our local computer repair technician

Every time my speakers don't work he gives me sound advice

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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Mom was a milk maid and dad worked the meat grinder at the local butcher. When they got married they took their vows very seriously.

They really meant it was for butter or for wurst.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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News just in: Local police have acquired 1000 bees

They're believed to be used as part of a sting operation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gizmo734
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
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I took my kids to Alaska to learn about the local culture

But they just weren't that Inuit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/patentpunk
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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A local duck was interrogated by police for hours.

A spokesperson for the police said "Eventually he quacked under pressure".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/capngloval
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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I got into a fight with an employee at my local hardware store today!

He asked if I wanted decking... Lucky I got the first punch in

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Micktheprivz
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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The local paper ran a front page article about offering a large print edition to be more accessible.

Apparently it was big news.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dave7243
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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I sued my local pet shop for selling dogs for $10 apiece.

I wanted a dog that was all put together.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Guyshu
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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Found this walking in a local area
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πŸ‘€︎ u/superiorgooner
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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I saw a duck at my local rehab center.

I asked and he said he’s there because he’s a recovering quack addict.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the-real-Mr-Toast
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
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The local diner charges Hispanic men less than everyone else.

They call it the seΓ±or citizens’ discount.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YourLocalCreep
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2020
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Dad Tells Time With His Hat

My dad worked in construction for most of his life, and because he worked with his hands, he sacrificed many watches. But if you don't have a watch, how are you to tell time? My dad has a great sense of humor and is always thinking of new ways to do things to make them more practical or thinking of ways to change things to make them work better for him. So after spending way too much money on a heavy duty watch that inevitably broke on him, he came up with a better solution.

He used the working part of a clock and stuck it on the inside rim of his hat, so if he wanted to know what the time was, he just had to look up. Simple. And the way his hat was, you couldn't see the clock when looking at him unless you were underneath him and looking up.

And then came the funny part. Every time he was asked what time it was, he would look up at the sun, scan the horizon, pretend to do a math equation in his head, and tell them the exact time down to the minute. I've witnessed him doing this a few times but never gave it away. The look of surprise and confusion this gave people was priceless.

My dad had done other funny things like this, but this was by far the funniest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fredzred
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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When I joined the local Grammar Nazi Party, they gave me their logo to put on my car. It's an upside-down, lower-case "e."

You know, a schwa sticker.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fat_Elvis_
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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Some boy scouts came to our house today and asked for donations for a local community pool being built.

I went and got them a glass of water.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B1gB0iM3ME
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2020
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There's a discount to get into our local aquarium, as long as you're camping, or dressed as a dolphin.

So, to all in tents and porpoises, it's free!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2020
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My local sports store had an overstock of boat paddles, so they decided to have a sale.

It was quite an ordeal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-taco-rice-
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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My buddy, Evan, just got acquitted of all charges that he was imprinting his face in the foundation of a local housing project.

They couldn't find any concrete Evan dents.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2020
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I needed to get my locks changed, but all the local locksmiths were closed...

I thought they were key workers?

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2020
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I was walking up the aisle at my local Home Depot and spotted a cranky looking old man in an orange vest.

β€œExcuse me, could you help me?” I asked.

He grunted in response, barely looking at me.

β€œUm, I’m looking for a way to keep my dogs in my backyard. Do you know where those electric leashes are? I’m trying to decide if I should try that or just block it off with a fence or something.”

He turned to face me and looked me up and down with disdain, β€œDo we look like a pet store?” And he turned around and walked away.

I took a fence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kgold0
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2020
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The weatherman for our local TV channel broke both his arms and his legs in a car accident.

He is calling in from the hospital with his four casts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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Our local shoe factory burned down last night!

Thankfully there were no soles lost.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Neferashu
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2020
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Having surgery with local anesthesia is a SCARRING experience
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πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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The local seniors care home rejected my offer to speak to residents about the advantages of being young in far-eastern countries...

apparently it is not "appropriate" to talk to residents about the benefits of youth in asia.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sludgemonkey01
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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Breaking news: Irish officials have reported that a passenger 747 has crashed into a Belfast cemetery. Investigators have discovered over ten thousand dead bodies at the scene. One local witness at a nearby pub claimed it was a Guinness record.

To be sure. I’ll let myself out.....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/greggy_rabs
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2020
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Nice pun from the local barber shop
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DaBooch425
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2020
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The poor local barber was just barely squeaking by...

But he made do.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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A more local one today.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2020
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The local bar is called The Fiddle,

but I never drink there. It’s a vile inn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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The local newspaper just hired me as the sports editor.

My pen name is Jim Shortz.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2020
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A local man shows up to his local Starbucks for his daily cup of coffee.

β€œGrande macchiato with oat milk, please.”

The cashier started to process his order, until the man asked β€œWhy are you wearing a surgical mask?”

β€œI’m not”, said the barista, β€œit’s a coughy filter”.

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πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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A blind man was hit with sign at my local protest

He didn't see it coming

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaddleRoon
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2020
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Guy walks into a local petshop and says...

"I'd like a wasp please". The owner stares at him and reples "We don't sell wasps", to which the customer reples "Yes you do, you've got one in the window".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fitz_cuniculus
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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The weirdest summer job I have ever had was cleaning the monkey cages at our local zoo.

That shit was bananas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2019
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I was at the lake, and I had a really bad feeling about the dock.

It was foreboding.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lankyjay16
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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Breaking News: Last night someone drilled a hole into the fence surrounding the local nudist colony.

Police are looking into it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MisterCrispy
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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I always see this really buff sea doggo at my local gym...

He's called Flex Seal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stick_in_the_mud_
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2020
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A mysterious thief has stolen all the toilets from the local sheriff's office.

The police have nothing to go on.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2020
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I walked into the local pet shop the other day

I said how much for the wasp?

He said he didn't sell wasps

I said well there's one in your window

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πŸ‘€︎ u/robjzh5
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
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Sent my dad a nearby dive photo of sea lions in kelp & told him it made me officially excited to do local/non-tropical dives... his reply?

Well, that seals the deal!

It got a good laugh out of me. Photo here for the curious.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NePasToucher
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2020
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Local restaurant has kangaroo loin and it’s actually pretty good

It’s been awhile since I had it, but I remember it being a little jumpy and has a kick.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mofitty
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2020
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The local humane society is giving away male geese for free.

I might go take a gander.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/habsfan1112
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2020
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Last week I bought a dog from the local blacksmith

As soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the door.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spudbrain5470
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2020
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Not to brag, but I beat the local chess champion in less than 5 moves yesterday.

Finally my high school karate lessons came of some use.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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Yesterday I met Sally, a young woman who operates a battery kiosk at our local community park.

Sally sells C-cells by the Seesaw.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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Today a man came to my house and asked for a small donation towards a local swimming pool

I gave him a glass of water

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2020
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