Police say he may be following a pattern.
They're now covered and smothered.
Because all the leaves are brown.
They're believed to be used as part of a sting operation
It was braking gnus!
To be sure. I’ll let myself out.....
Police say they have nothing to go on.
His other dog sat in the corner. It's a boxer.
Police are looking into it.
Can’t see it taking off
It’s not much, but it’s a rewarding job
they say he's packing wheat.
It was all good they woke him up an hour later.
Dad: So I heard that two guys drowned in [random town] this morning...
Me: That's horrible! What happened?
Dad: Apparently, they were in a kayak and they lit a fire which caused it to sink.
Me: ...that doesn't sound like a good idea...
Dad: Yea well, it just goes to show you can't have your kayak and heat it too....
There was an unexpected white hen in the bragging area
Just in case he got a hole-in-one
She told me she had a bad experience with some water birds and doesn't sell them anymore. I angrily told her that a real aviary owner would sell water birds too. >!She said she and has no egrets.!<
We’re in grave danger
http://imgur.com/a/6XENi
(First time posting here, I hope posting a screenshot/imgur link alone doesn't violate any rules! Thought this would be quite a unique post to contribute to the sub.)
He gets to right letters to the editor.
I want to swing by and see it.
Drifting down the alphabetised rock section, nothing really appealed to me from A-M. Disappointed, I moved around to the other side of the rack when suddenly I felt uplifted, content and at one with the universe. I had reached Nirvana.
Lee County, FL, local news announced the arrest of Richard Freshwater.
Reporter: "Officials say they've been searching for Freshwater for over a month."
My Dad: "Damn, they must've been really thirsty."
It's completely changed the way students look at life!
I’m not sure what exactly he laced them with, but I’ve been trippin’ all day!
"Cue up the Nirvana because we're living in the 90s!"
While watching the local news, the meteorologist tells us how hot it got today and he didn't say what it would be like tomorrow. My dad proceeds to say, slightly irritated. "If you know so much about the past, why didn't you become a History teacher"
"It was a hairy situation at Great Clips..."
It took me a second to catch it but when I did I had to chuckle.
Unable to resist the temptation, Brian goes into the shop. "I am the world's leading expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make. I'd very much like to listen to the new LP you have advertised in the window."
"Certainly, Sir," says the young man behind the counter. "If you'd like to step into the booth and put on the headphones, I'll put the LP on for you."
Brian, the world's leading expert on European wasps, goes into the booth and puts on the earphones.
Ten minutes later, he comes out of the booth and announces, "I am the world's leading expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make and yet I recognized none of those."
"I'm sorry Sir," says the young assistant. "If you'd care to step into the booth, I can let you have another 10 minutes."
Brian, the world's leading expert on European wasps and the sounds they make, steps back into the booth and replaces the headphones. Ten minutes later, he comes out of the booth shaking his head. "I don't understand it," he says, "I am the worlds leading expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make, and yet I still can't recognise any of those!"
"I really am terribly sorry," says the young assistant, "I've just realised I was playing you the bee side!"
A spokesman said currently the police have nothing to go on
Police have nothing to go on...
