Why do moles live underground?

Because they're ugly.

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During the pandemic, I plan to build a new underground shelter to live in.

It's my new digs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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What do you call Asians who live underground?

Crustaceans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KMDK2
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2018
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Which animal lives underground and conists of exactly 12 gramms of carbon?

A mole

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jockl132
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2018
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What's got three legs...

...a yellow belly, a red back, lives underground, and eats rocks?

A Three Legged Yellow Bellied Red Back Rock Eater!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eltegs
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2021
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What do a mole and an eagle have in common?

They both live underground except for the eagle

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2019
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It took me a second, then I just gave that typical post-dad-joke sigh...

My dad: So there's this family of moles, who live underground of course. The mother mole comes out of their hole and says, "Oh, it smells like syrup out here." Then the father mole comes out behind her and says, "I think it smells like honey." Then their son comes out behind both of them, but he couldn't fit out of the hole, and he says, "Well to me it smells like molasses!"

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Stalin the Last Vodka Bender

Vodka…Vodka…Vodka…Vodka Long ago, the 4 dictatorships lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Mao Nation Attacked. Only the Stalin, master of the four elements, could stop them. But when the world needed him most, he vanished (to his underground bunker filled with bottles of vodka). A hundred years past and my fellow AP Euro students discovered the new Leader, a vodka master named Stalin. And although his vodka is great, he still has a lot to chug before he’s ready to out drink anyone. But I believe Stalin can drink it all.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AWimpyAsianKid
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2013
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My fiancee is ready to join the ranks...

We live in a building with 2 levels of underground parking.

"I like parking on the first floor because the second floor is beneath me."

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2014
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