Litres Puns

A list of puns related to "Litres"

Bought a litre and a half of White-Out/Tipp-Ex

Big mistake

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👤︎ u/gorman1982
📅︎ Feb 11 2021
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Asked my friends if they could drink 5 litres of fuel and not be sick. Turned out.....

Jerry can.

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👤︎ u/Jealous-Honeydew-142
📅︎ Jan 23 2021
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The last thing my grandfather said to me before he died was “Pints! Gallons! Litres!”

That spoke volumes.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Aug 20 2020
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Who can drink 5 litres of petrol and not get ill?

Jerry can.

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👤︎ u/graemeboyle
📅︎ Jul 28 2020
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Who can drink 2 litres of gas?!

Jerry can!

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👤︎ u/DiscordisMe5789
📅︎ May 24 2020
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What's heavier, a gallon of water or a gallon of butane ? (Substitute 'litre' for 'gallon' if reading outside of USA)

Water because butane is a lighter fluid

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
📅︎ Apr 21 2020
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Who can carry 20 litres of water?

Jerry can

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👤︎ u/aisekkedancc
📅︎ Feb 14 2019
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Who can drink 10 litres of petrol and not get sick?

Jerry can

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👤︎ u/reggin121
📅︎ Feb 16 2020
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Who can drink two litres of petrol?

Jerry can!

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👤︎ u/mr-do-do
📅︎ Jun 06 2020
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Who can drink 10 litres of fuel without getting sick?

Jerry can

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👤︎ u/Penguino911
📅︎ Aug 30 2020
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My grandfather’s last words were “Pints! Litres! Gallons!”

That spoke volumes.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Apr 27 2020
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Who can drink 5 litres of petrol and not get sick?

Jerry can.

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👤︎ u/gustavotherecliner
📅︎ Jun 13 2020
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Who can drink 5 litres of petrol without getting sick?

Jerry can.

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👤︎ u/welshyboy123
📅︎ Apr 03 2020
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Who can drink 5 litres of fuel?

Jerry-can

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👤︎ u/jay18411
📅︎ Mar 06 2020
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Who can drink 20 litres of fuel?

Jerry can!

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👤︎ u/Upsidedownsquidhead
📅︎ Feb 14 2020
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Who can drink 2 litres of petrol?

Jerry can

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👤︎ u/dog_shit666
📅︎ Feb 13 2020
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The last thing my grandfather said before he died was "Pints, Litres, Gallons!"

That spoke volumes.

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👤︎ u/simplyGagi
📅︎ Sep 30 2019
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My grandfather’s last words were, “Gallons. Quarts. Litres.”

That spoke volumes.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Apr 06 2019
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The last thing my grandfather said before he died was “Pints, Litres, Gallons!”

That spoke volumes.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Sep 29 2019
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Who can drink 20 litres of fuel?

Jerrycan

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👤︎ u/SmexyFrenchFry
📅︎ Mar 01 2019
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I bought a litre of Tippex once.

Big mistake.

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👤︎ u/davidhigley
📅︎ Jul 12 2018
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