I was asked by an Arabic king to educate one of his friends in English literature, he didn’t get some of the lines and jokes in Hamlet, Macbeth and King Lear. I had to give up after a while as I was having no luck.
I don’t know what I expected though, having never taught Sheikh’s peer before.
I just got offered a job teaching literature in prison.
Spent all night thinking about the prose and cons.
I walked up to a booth to learn more about their business. When they finished their spiel I asked if they had any literature.
He said, “Yeah, brochure!”
Years ago, I translated a book on pre Classical Greek literature into Braille.
It feels like ancient history.
What happens when you mix alcohol and literature?
The clandestine copying and distribution of literature banned by the state can be proven simply by comparing copies side by side.
Because that bit there is samizdat bit there
My dog has started reading Russian literature.
His favorite author is Fido-r Dogs-toy-evsky.
What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?
Tequila Mockingbird
My dad told me this a few months ago. And he loves to remind me of it every week. It is his dadiest dad joke. It makes him so happy and that makes me happy. Hope it made some of you smile!
Who's Goofy's favorite character from classic American Literature?
In the history of crime literature, which character has been the most effective at getting people out of prison?
The dot "."
It has ended more sentences than anything else.
I like my pasta the way I like my medieval Italian literature.
My son's literature class is reading Robinson Crusoe...
The teacher said there will be a quiz on Friday.
I’m telling my 5yr old about the wonderful world of literature and she says it sounds boring. I responded with
But... it’s lit! Hits the dad dab
What kind of literature is the Holy Bible?
What's a Panda's Favorite Form of Literature?
What do you call literature about wrestling?
What kind of literature do chickens read?
Even during the 19th century, puns are used in literature too.
Classic literature/landscaping pun?
A young man named James came to tend to the lawn at the beach house.
He was mowing in a circular fashioned around the yard and though he attempted to do the rest by hand, he didn’t fare very well.
I supposed you could call it a quasi-mowed O.
My English teacher gave me a D on my literature essay. Among other things, my Works Cited page was apparently “too short and informal”.
Did you hear about the anthology of literature written by prison inmates?
It's called Prose and Cons.
Sorry. I'll just get me coat...
I procrastinated and now have to do all the work for my Middle English literature class in a couple days...
If you are a fan of Russian literature you better hurry.
I heard Tolstoi’s R Us is going out of business.
A friend told me it should be illegal to make jokes about women, cuisine, and literature.
It was the breast of crimes. It was the wurst of crimes.
What kind of literature was Jesus into before his death?
I was trying to remember all the vampires in literature.
But I forgot to Count Dracula.
American literature is very detailed
It's so detailed, that you can say it's Thoreau.
What do you call it when you mix alcohol and American literature ?
A long time ago, I translated pre Classical Greek literature into Braille.
It feels like ancient history.
What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?
A few years ago, I had a job translating pre-Classical Greek literature into Braille.
It feels like ancient history.
Years ago, I had a job translating pre Classical Greek literature into Braille.
It feels like ancient history.
A long time ago, I translated pre-classical Greek literature into Braille.
It feels like ancient history.
What do you call the mixture of American literature and alcohol?
What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?
What do you call it when you mix alcohol and American Literature?
What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?
What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?
I just read a book on pre-classical Greek literature in Braille.
It felt like ancient history.
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