There’s tons of liquidity in this market
Did you know milk is the fastest liquid on the planet?
Its pasteurized before you see it.
Hear about that superhero knock-off group that keeps ordering drinks but pour out all the liquid?
Apparently they call themselves the Just Ice League
I bought a pen that can write underwater
... it can write other words as well.
Just found this store by chance called Ollie’s. Aside from all the great liquidation sales, the walls are a pun gold mine! I felt it be a crime not to post pictures of it on here.
reddit.com/gallery/iij3ts
Work pun regarding a dewar (large metal tank used for liquid nitrogen)
I drank out all the liquid out of my slushy
I've decided to invest all my money in soup stocks
I want to be a bouillonaire.
My wife keeps asking why I drink a pink liquid whenever my stomach is upset.
Frankly, it's not her bismuth.
My friend couldn't afford to pay his water bill
So I sent him a "get well soon" card
When I want to experience intense ecstatic happiness, I reach for the bottle of dish washing liquid...
Did you know that cats are liquid?
Of course, you measure them in litters
The decision for a liquid to fill the shape of whatever container they are in is...
A moment of silence for our dear friend, liquid water, who did not survive the 100° temperature...
The police arrested water because it was wanted in three states
A guy knocked on my door asking for a donation to build a community swimming pool.
So, I handed him a glass of water.
Every time I wash the dishes at night after dinner, I use a whole bottle of dishwashing liquid.
Another day, another Dawn.
I recently invested in bouillon cubes.
My assets aren’t liquid, but they can be.
I don’t like liquid desserts, but I don’t know why
Something about them is just off-pudding
My friend tried to get me to join his MLM scheme of selling devices for establishing a horizontal line by means of a bubble in a liquid that shows adjustment to the horizontal by movement to the center of a glass tube...
It'd make cents off so many levels.
/edit:rephrased punchline
Which weighs more, a gallon of water, or a gallon of butane?
A gallon of water. Butane is a lighter fluid.
What has three letters and starts with gas?
Many people believe liquid soap is more hygienic than soap bars.
Don't listen to them, it is only a slippery soap argument.
I made the mistake of drinking the liquid from a scientist’s test tube.
I've started to work on a theory on what liquids become when you cool them
My colleagues say it lacks evidence, but I think it's solid.
Are you draining the liquid out of your yogurt?
My Asian friend owns a business where he twists and binds white t-shirts then soaks them in colored liquid...
I even have one of her Thai dye t-shirts.
Sink was clogged so I bought off-brand Liquid Plumber. Boy was that money down the drain.
It was hard for scientists to create a liquid for contacts
But they came up with a solution
My friend told me about a new type of yogurt that doesn't have liquid on the top when you open it...
Which chemical liquid would destroy bacteria in a rap battle?
I dreamed about drowning in an orange liquid last night...
Turns out it was just a Fanta sea
If you’re switching from liquid to bar soap, be careful...
What’s the fastest liquid in the world?
Milk, it’s pasteurized before you can even see it!
Did you know that milk is the fastest liquid on earth?
It's pasteurized before you even see it.
What's the fastest liquid on earth?
Milk. Its pasteurized before you can see it
What's the fastest liquid on Earth?
Milk. It's pasteurized before you see it.
Milk is also the fastest liquid on earth;
It's pasteurized before you even see it.
What is the fastest liquid on earth?
Milk! It’s pasteurized before you even see it!
What's the fastest liquid on earth?
Milk.
It's pasteurised before you see it.
Did you know that milk is the fastest liquid on earth?
It’s pasteurized before you even see it.
What’s the fastest liquid?
Milk- it’s pasteurized before you see it
Did you know that milk is the fastest liquid on earth?
It’s pasteurized before you even see it.
Did you know that milk is the fastest liquid on earth?
It’s pasteurized before you even see it.
What is the fastest liquid on earth???
Milk, because it's pasteurized before you see it
Milk is the fastest liquid on earth
It's pasteurized before you even see it!
Which weighs more, a gallon of water or a gallon of butane?
A gallon of water. Butane is lighter fluid.
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