A list of puns related to "Limnological"
Here we are at Christmas again! and Iβm Looking for ideas for my partner who loves reading about and studying lakes. We have a secchi disk and hydrolab. But maybe book recommendations or any other fun tools? Any thoughts are appreciated!
Has anyone taken Biol 3370 (Limnology) with Brenda Hann? How is the experience and the course? How is the lab? Any help is appreciated. Thank you!
Hello everyone,
quick question has anyone taken BIOL 307/EESC 301 (Limnology) and as a result done or written any Limnology Report? If so what were they like? Were they hard or super challenging? Any details about these projects would be greatly appreciated.
Thanks in advance.
I am just about to graduate with a masters in biology, with a focus on applied (terrestrial) ecology and conservation. I would like to become an ecological consultant in the near future, hopefully with a specialization in amphibians, so I'm thinking it would be great for me to also be able to diagnose the health of ponds, and make suggestions for landowners to improve pond health, for example. I've missed the boat on taking a limnology course, but is this something one can pick up by reading textbooks, manuals, etc, or does this require a hands-on course?
Any tips would be appreciated.
Some background: for my masters thesis, I researched the effect of habitat fragmentation on newts using population genetics methods and just loved hanging out in ponds and waterways during my field research. I caught major feelings for these little ponds which are often under siege from developers and this got me thinking that it would be great to know more about how freshwater ecology actually works and methods for studying the health of these systems.
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
I recently graduated from my undergrad school and am looking to learn more about limnology and water chemistry to continue my education. Ultimately, I would like to pursue a career in stream restoration or remediation. Any advice on where to look or good sources is greatly appreciated!
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Currently in school for Environmental Geology with a focus in sedimentology, but ultimately I believe being a Limnologist is the main goal. What would be the best M.S. route to go that would be a good compliment for a geology background.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Theyβre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
You take away their little brooms
There hasn't been a post all year!
^ Hann* (edit)
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