Why giraffe goes to the library after school?
Everything he reads there is higher studies.
I went to the Med school library to get a book on abdominal pain
Someone had already ripped the appendix out.
I tried to make a reservation at the school library. The librarian say I couldn't.
They were completely booked.
My wife asked me what I do for hours at a time at the beauty school library. I replied ...
... eye brows.
Why was "Robin Hood" pulled from the elementary school library?
Too much Saxon violence.
Got my brother while walking to the library
My brother and I were walking to the library after I picked him up from school, and some bushes moved a little bit as we passed by them.
Bro: Did you hear that?
Me: Hear what?
Bro: The rustle in the bushes
Me: How did you know his name was Russell?
My Spanish teacher got me real good.
We were on homework time, but I didn't have any to do. As such, I whipped out the school library's copy of Les Miserables I was tediously working my way through. He noticed this.
Him: Oh? Did you hear there's a sequel?
Me: Really?
Him: Yep. It's called More Miserables.
