Leopard 2 Puns

I don't really believe it though, if it was spotted its probably a leopard.

Pointing to one with spots I asked, "What's this one?"

"A leopard!" He replied.

"No, it's a cheetah actually. Ypu can tell because the black marks by its eyes make it look like it's crying. Do you know why it was crying?" I asked.

"..."

"Because cheetahs never win!"

My son: Dad leopards have spots Me: well what do you know, they did it!

Now it looks like a leopard.

We were at the snow leopard enclosure and we couldn't see any. Boyfriend: 'They're hiding' Me: There's snow leopard here.

hehehe

My dad said it was hard to confirm it was a lion because the reports were from a number of "random spottings."

My mom said it "Sounds more like a leopard."

I was in the room with my dad when he was watching the news, they mentioned that some event had been cancelled when a Tiger had been spotted in the area.

"They must be confused, if it was spotted it was probably a Leopard"

Cue dirty look

what passing by the snow leopard exhibit he says:

"That's no leopard"

i point it out to my gf while snickering and i get the look

Dad: What do you want for supper?

Me: Do we still have the Greek food?

Dad: It's not Greek, Meaghan. It's Chicken Souvlakian.

Dad: Did you hear Black Diamond moved their headquarters to the Middle East?

Me: No...what?

Dad: Yeah, and they changed their name to Cheezus of Nazareth.

Me: Are you going for a run?

Dad: Yeah. You see...I'm sexy and I know it. I work out. Now all I need is those leopard print pants.