Left Eye Puns

A list of puns related to "Left Eye"

I challenged my son, "Take 4 and subtract 2 from it. What’s left? Rolling his eyes, he sighed, "2." I yelled, NOPE!"

"The opposite of right!"

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👤︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
📅︎ Mar 13 2021
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What did the left eye say to the right?

Just between you and me,

something smells.

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👤︎ u/Silverback55
📅︎ Mar 09 2021
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Old Jed Clampett (Beverly Hillbillies) got in an accident that left him with a glass eye. It was uncomfortable to sleep in over night so he took it out and hired a servant to watch it.

It was his Jed Eye Master.

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👤︎ u/skycooper11
📅︎ Jan 11 2021
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"Doctor, when I drink coffee there's a pain in my left eye and when I drink tea there's a pain in my right eye."

Dr: "Have you tried taking the spoon out of the mug?"

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👤︎ u/ShibbleNibble
📅︎ Apr 15 2019
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I left my wife after she had eye surgery

I couldn't believe it... she started seeing new men straight away!

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👤︎ u/batz_lyf
📅︎ Nov 08 2017
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What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Between us it smells

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👤︎ u/Nickatier_Carbs
📅︎ Mar 18 2021
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What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Between you and me, something smells.

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👤︎ u/rparry40
📅︎ Dec 31 2020
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What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Between you and me something smells

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👤︎ u/sageyban
📅︎ Nov 21 2020
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What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Between us, something smells!

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👤︎ u/TheIndrajitKar
📅︎ Sep 20 2020
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What did the right eye say to the left one?

Between you and me man something smells

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👤︎ u/kriptor55
📅︎ Jun 17 2020
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What did the man say after losing his left eye?

“I can see all right”

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👤︎ u/0zzyking
📅︎ Jan 05 2020
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What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Between you and me, something smells.

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👤︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
📅︎ Jun 20 2019
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What did the right eye said to the left one ?

Between me and you something smells

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👤︎ u/cursedtortoise
📅︎ Nov 22 2019
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What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Between us, something smells!

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 17 2019
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What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Between us, something smells!

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Oct 25 2019
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What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Between you and me, something smells

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👤︎ u/Andyh10s
📅︎ May 21 2019
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What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Hey, between you and me, something really smells!

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👤︎ u/davidkierz
📅︎ Mar 24 2019
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What did the right eye say to the left eye?

Something between us smells.

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👤︎ u/A-C-phlem
📅︎ Sep 04 2018
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The right eye said to the left eye,

“between you and me, something smells”

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👤︎ u/zeromorphis
📅︎ Nov 10 2018
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