They made olive oil spread.
Maddie wanted the kids meal with a leg so I said “Kids meal with the leg” and the lady says “Which side?”
Me- *complete silence as I heavily contemplate such an odd decision*
“I guess the right side, hell I don’t know what the difference is.”
After several moments of laughter she says “No hunny which side would you like to go with the leg? Potatoes or fries?”
He heard she was extra virgin.
Olive Oil
Turns out he has a lot of spin itch...
He said, "Forearms."
I said, "No, he only has two."
I'm visiting my folks and my sister is over as well, and we're all eating the Popeye's. This is my dad's first time having it.
Sister: "Hey, so do you like this or KFC better?"
Dad: "Hmmm. I think I like this better actually, the quality at KFC has gone down lately."
Me: "Yeah. It used to be KFC. Now it's just OKFC"
And guys. My dad laughed. Did I make it? :')
In an alternate universe, God sends popeye down to speak to moses. When Moses asks Popeye who he is, he responds
"I yam who yam"
He has Pope eyes.
"I'VE HAD ALL I CAN STANZA AND CAN'T STANZA NO MORE!"
“You know, one would have been enough.”
He keeps it in olive oyl
To see the chicken strip!
Popeyes
Popeye punched him
What did Popeye say to his girlfriend before he left to Battle??
Don't worry, Olive.
GET IT
GET IT!?!?!?
I said "I'm not gonna go fight Popeye for her, you go get her."
Him: Do you know why they call it Popeyes Chicken? Me (skeptically): No. Him: Because if you have a chicken allergy, your eyes pop out of your head. eyeroll Happy Father's Day, Dads!!
