Why did Popeye write to the Italian food company Bertolli, thanking them for everything they’d done?

They made olive oil spread.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Tango91
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I go to Popeye's to get the kids something to eat.

Maddie wanted the kids meal with a leg so I said β€œKids meal with the leg” and the lady says β€œWhich side?”

Me- *complete silence as I heavily contemplate such an odd decision*

β€œI guess the right side, hell I don’t know what the difference is.”

After several moments of laughter she says β€œNo hunny which side would you like to go with the leg? Potatoes or fries?”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/viperfour
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 17 2019
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Why was Popeye first attracted to Olive Oyl?

He heard she was extra virgin.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Riverrat423
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 27 2020
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What kind of oil does Popeyes Chicken use?

Olive Oil

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hogfish79
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 03 2020
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I was wondering why Popeye keeps scratching himself at Soul Cycle...

Turns out he has a lot of spin itch...

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/changhaobyu
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 05 2019
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Asked my son what his favourite thing about Popeye was.

He said, "Forearms."

I said, "No, he only has two."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 17 2019
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I brought home Popeye's for my family for dinner.

I'm visiting my folks and my sister is over as well, and we're all eating the Popeye's. This is my dad's first time having it.

Sister: "Hey, so do you like this or KFC better?"

Dad: "Hmmm. I think I like this better actually, the quality at KFC has gone down lately."

Me: "Yeah. It used to be KFC. Now it's just OKFC"

And guys. My dad laughed. Did I make it? :')

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ieGod
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 17 2016
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According to the catholic church, Popeye has blessed sight.

He has Pope eyes.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/gargolito
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 12 2017
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A friend got me with this one she made up today: "What did Popeye say at the end of the poetry slam?"

"I'VE HAD ALL I CAN STANZA AND CAN'T STANZA NO MORE!"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/strangefool
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 21 2015
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Dad dropped this one today "how does popeye keep his favorite tool from rusting?"

He keeps it in olive oyl

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/byraq
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 22 2015
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Popey Le Pew.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/awesome_smokey
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Its a Popey Dog
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Gilbertisok
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 13 2019
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Here is a pun for all my bible reading friends

In an alternate universe, God sends popeye down to speak to moses. When Moses asks Popeye who he is, he responds
"I yam who yam"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/WeLiveInASociety-Man
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As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said,

β€œYou know, one would have been enough.”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 18 2018
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Why did the rooster go to KFC?

To see the chicken strip!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DandyFB
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 29 2019
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What is an optician's least favorite restaurant?

Popeyes

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/offeverynight
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 20 2019
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What happened when Moses went to Mount Olive?

Popeye punched him

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Bobbobthebob
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 29 2017
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Took 2 years to make this joke

What did Popeye say to his girlfriend before he left to Battle??

Don't worry, Olive.

GET IT

GET IT!?!?!?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Atalanto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 13 2014
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My wife said "Go get me olive oil."

I said "I'm not gonna go fight Popeye for her, you go get her."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Samusftw
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 29 2017
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My Husband, the fact generator

Him: Do you know why they call it Popeyes Chicken? Me (skeptically): No. Him: Because if you have a chicken allergy, your eyes pop out of your head. eyeroll Happy Father's Day, Dads!!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GivemTheClampsClamps
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