I got in a car wreck and lost my left arm, but don’t worry...
I’m all right.
buh-dum-tsss
My brother lost his left arm and left leg in a terrible auto accident.
A mime in my town was arrested yesterday after breaking his left arm in a bar fight.
He still has the right to remain silent.
A dog stole a skeletons left arm and left leg.
It’s ok, he’s all right now.
Did you guys hear about the guy in that horrible car accident? Lost his left leg and left arm
Don’t worry, he’s all right now.
My 7 year old brother lost his left arm in an accident
Dont worry, he's all 'right' now
I got in a bad accident and the doctors had to remove my left leg and arm
At that moment I realized I had nothing left to lose
Did you hear about the goblin that got his left arm and left leg cut off?
Well don't worry, he's all right now
I just saw a kid in the hospital that got his left arm amputated
“Is he ok?”
“He’s all right.”
Did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off?
That’s okay, he’s all-right now!
My buddy is getting his left arm amputated tomorrow. Don't worry, he'll be all right.
My friend has a butler with a missing left arm.
I'd give my left arm to lose 20 pounds.
I went to a prosthetic doctor to get fitted for a left arm and leg.
When I went to pick them up, the doctor gave me a right arm and right leg instead.
Me: Hey doc! You gave me the wrong limbs!
Doctor: Nah, you're all right.
The guy from 127 hours had to cut off his left arm to save his own life.
When he got to the hospital, the doctors told him he'd be all right.
A man was in a bad car accident and had to have his left arm and left leg amputated...
But don't worry, he's allright now.
My daughter injured her arm and is now in a sling. She said "it is hard to write with my left".
I replied "It is even harder to left with your right"
A shark bit off my left arm!
It's ok, I'm alright now.
Dad fell and broke his left arm last week.
I stayed a few days to help if he needed anything.
Whenever he told the story he made sure to always call me his "left hand man".
Dad: I'd give my left arm to be ambidextrous
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A mime in my town was arrested yesterday after breaking his left arm in a bar fight.
He still has the right to remain silent.
A mime in my town was arrested yesterday after he broke his left arm in a bar fight.
He still has the right to remain silent.
A mime in my town was arrested after he got into a bar fight and broke his left arm.
He still has the right to remain silent.
In my town they arrested a mime that got into a bar fight and broke his left arm...
He still has the right to remain silent...
A mime in my town was arrested yesterday after he broke his left arm in a bar fight.
He still has the right to remain silent.
Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg in an accident?
Did you hear about the man who lost his left arm and left leg in an accident?
A mime in our town was arrested yesterday after he got into a bar fight and broke his left arm.
He still has the right to remain silent.
A mime broke his left arm in a bar fight and got arrested.
He still has the right to remain silent.
If you cut off your left arm then your right arm will be left.
If you cut off your left arm then your right arm would be left.
A mime was arrested in my town after getting into a bar fight and breaking his left arm.
He still has the right to remain silent.
Did you hear about the man who lost his left arm and leg?
Have you heard about the guy who lost his left arm and leg? It's ok, he's all right now.
Did you here about the guy who lost his left arm and leg
If you cut off your left arm, then your right arm will be left
X-post from r/showerthoughts
Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg?
Did you hear about the boy who lost his left arm to a shark?
My father lost his left arm in the war...
Have you heard about the guy that got his left arm and left leg cut off?
No? Well he's all right now.
Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm?
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