At my bosses funeral leaning over his coffin

Who is thinking outside the box now?

Credits to Twitter @Dadsaysjokes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stormbreaker636
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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The political climate is so polarizing these days that even Do, Re and Mi decided to form their own independent left leaning musical scale and vote Democratic.

When questioned they just stated they were now Anti Fa.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BLT5000
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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I can't stop my mushroom from leaning.

I think I need some morel support.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Uglytool
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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I noticed the other day that my fence was leaning something fierce

It’s okay now all it needed was a repost

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scoopa-chalupa
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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I stood, rubbing a piece of plywood that was leaning against the wall, waiting for someone to notice.

β€œWhat are you doing, dad?”

I sigh a long, heavy sigh.

β€œNot much, just feeling board.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mistermajik2000
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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What did they call the London clock tower after it started leaning off to the side?

Big Ben Dover.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MGreenMN
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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A boy leaned over to steal a kiss from his girl, but she was leaning over to steal a kiss at the same time.

They both made out like bandits.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lfantine
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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I occasionally enjoy leaning on things.

When I'm so inclined.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/borgenhaust
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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why is my pasta 10Β° burnt or the tower is 10Β° leaning?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AkshatChat28
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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Leaning Tower of Pizza
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Intelligent_Let
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2019
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Leaning tower of pizza
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πŸ‘€︎ u/fuckyeaboi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2019
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The leaning tower of pizza
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MEAMteamguy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2018
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How can a left-leaning organisation struggle for rights?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pawailq
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2018
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What does a woman call herself when she’s leaning on a building?

Ilene.

What does an Asian woman call herself when she’s leaning on a building?

Irene

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sackeridaiquiri
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2019
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If the leaning tower of Pisa was a gemstone, what formation would it be?

Crystal-lean.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2019
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Considering the Leaning Tower of Pisa, my daughter asked: Why don't the fix it?

Me: "If it ain't Baroque, don't fix it."

Daughter: 'blank stare'

Inner dialogue: "A wasted talent [Dad Jokes]."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/peternemr
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2019
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I'm nervous about the ladder that's leaning against the side of my house

It's up to something

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sharppodcast
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2018
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The Leaning Tower of Pisa is in Italy

So it’s italicized!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dlynh
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2018
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The suicidal traveller tried to hang himself from the Big Ben, the Eiffel Tower, The leaning tower of Pisa. The police caught him took away his rope and sent him out of the continent. All he was heard saying is..

I miss you rope.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/v_cleaner
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2015
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Someone walked up to me and pushed me so hard i ended up leaning to one side all day

I was like, "askews me!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ganders81
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2017
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Leaning tower of... imgur.com/4iWimvQ
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DakezO
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2015
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Why don't the Leaning Tower of Pisa and Big Ben ever visit each other?

One lacks the time and the other lacks the inclination.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mvia4
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2016
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The Leaning Tower of Pisa is in Italy...

That means it's italicized.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Duke_of_Spazzer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2013
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What did the Big Ben say to the Leaning Tower of Pisa?...

"If you have the inclination, I have the time."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DullMind
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2014
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