My family is on the mailing list for the National Arbor Day Foundation, so we get begging letters from time to time.
In the most recent one, there was an additional flier that had the phrase "Hurry! You don't want to leave behind all the great benefits of being a member of the Arbor Day Society!"
I was immediately disappointed that they didn't say "You don't want to LEAF behind..." I then got SUPER excited to tell this joke to my wife who was in the other room, so I run in to tell her the joke, but by that point, I was so jazzed about the leaf pun, I completely forgot the rest of the phrase, so all I could babble out was (and this is literally what I said) "Something something LEAF! Something something something," all the while giggling like a madman. I have not heard the end of it.
I thought, “Well he's pushing his luck!”
Chicken sees a salad
Turns out, they’re all bark and no bite.
If 10 Nissan leafs have a pile up on the motorway is that a autumnmoblie accident?
It was a rash decision.
..It ended in a Tie
It’s all Maple leaf
He turned over a new Leaf.
"It’s cutting hedge technology!"
Today was just the tip of the iceberg. Tomorrow romaines to be seen.
I told her I was pressing my luck
So I picked up the leaf and said, “Yes.”
She's such a Thyme waster
I couldn't bee leaf it
..you could call it an Autumnobile now !
They said we were blowing it out of proportion.
But I'm stumped.
Dad: "After you were born, while we were taking you home, a leaf landed on your head."
"Is that why my sister is named Rose?"
"Yep."
"Blarghgghrblaeeeurp"
"Shut up brick"
I said, “Not sure. Let me check the logs.”
If I don't pay them within a week, they have threatened to send the bay leafs around.
I'm now banned from all Nissan dealerships.
It’s true I saw it with my own two eyes
He was really pushing his luck
