My 11 year old: Who is the leader of all tissues?
Did you know Australia is the world leader in knowledge about cans?
Yeah apparently its full of can-gurus!
How do chickens overthrow their leader?
BREAKING: North Korean Leader in vegetative state following surgery.
They're going to start calling him Kim Jong Un-Responsive
What do you call a catholic leader that does weed?
The Senate majority leader refuses to acknowledge the election results.
He’s acting like a real Mitch.
Which animal is a spiritual leader in a game farm?
Egyptian Council Leader: the public transport in Cairo is terrible.
Egyptian Transport Secretary: We need a new bus
My cat has opinions about Chinese history. I asked him who their best leader in modern history is:
"Have you ever done anything good?" St. Peter asked a guy when he showed up at the Pearly Gates. "To protect a young girl I punched the leader of a motorcycle gang, kicked his bike over, and told them all to back off!" said the man. St. Peter was impressed, "When did you do this?"
"Oh, just a couple of minutes ago."
The leader of a cannibal tribe was slowly cooking a man in a pot
Cannibal Leader: "What did you do before we captured you?"
Man: "I was an editor for a newspaper"
Cannibal Leader: "Soon you will be editor-in-chief"
What do you call a Mongolian leader who got struck by lightning
The leader of a small settlement had a good life
People were greeting him on the street and were willing to help him when needed. He was respected. He was not waiting in line at the supermarket. He had discounts to all shops he visited. He even had priority in choosing which girl to spend the night with..
However, soon more people started coming to that place. The settlement became bigger, more like a village. The newcomers actually did not care that much about the leader. He was slowly becoming more irrelevant, more equal to everyone else.
He had lost his pre-village.
What did the did the French tree leader say to the other French trees?
The Supreme Leader of North Korea has not died, he is alive.
His New Name is Kim Jong-Undead
Pigeons are the new leaders of the bird world
Why is there confusion over the health of North Korea’s leader?
When the reporter asked the doctor “how is Kim Jong Un?”
Doctor replied: Kim Jong Ill
What do you call a Mongolian leader with bad breath?
What was troubling the Deer leader of the Elk socialist republic?
The Stagnation of the Buck
Is the leader of the Screen Actors Guild
One of the greatest leaders of our time
Which ancient warrior leader made a name for himself with wordplay?
What do you call a Russian leader when he gets sick?
What do you call the leader of the gourds?
Where do Arabian leaders like to eat?
My High School Band Leader always wanted me to play louder
After playing our set at the local block party, a group of kids walked up to the stage and the leader laughed, "You rock pretty good for a buncha ole geezers, but why the heck did you name your band, 'Bald Patch'!?" I shrugged and said...
"To be honest, it was off the top of my head."
The U.S.S.R Should Have Had a Different Leader in the Space Race
He was bread to be a leader
What do the leaders of a corral reef do when they make a new law
What do you call the leader of an elven cult?
What country has the leaders that are slowest to accept change?
Egypt. They’re in denial.
Pablo Escobar was the leader of the Medellín Cartel.
The leader of a church kept making false doomsday predictions.
The church recently filed to be a non-prophet organization.
Me, to the biker gang leader: I thought we were supposed to ride our bikes together at the same speed!
Biker gang leader: Yes, but for the love of God, Stop calling it “synchronizing our cycles”.
What do you call a famous Roman leader who suffered from epilepsy?
What do they call the town leader who can't make a decision?
Which dothraki leader was the best at math?
Everyone thinks King Louis XIV was a bad leader
But it wasn't until the end that he really lost his head.
Kim has a daughter name North, and North has a leader name Kim.
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