Those brother in law pun skills
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︎ Mar 31 2018
Those brother in law pun skills
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︎ Oct 03 2019
The mayor in my city just passed law that male best friends have to have lunch together at least once a week
Well itβs not a law itβs a mandate
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︎ Nov 20 2020
An Astrologist and Law Enforcement Officer are on a date
Astrologist: Iβm an Aries, whatβs your sign?
Cop: Iβm a LEO.
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︎ Mar 15 2021
You've heard of Newton's laws, but have you heard of Cole's law?
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︎ Feb 23 2021
BEE-ware of the WASP
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︎ Mar 08 2021
Has anyone heard of the recent Coleβs Law?
Some say coleslaw should not have Mayo...
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︎ Mar 10 2021
I told my mother-in-law there's a leek in her sink.
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︎ Feb 07 2021
I heard that by law you need to turn on your headlights when itβs raining in Sweden
How the hell am I supposed to know when itβs raining in Sweden?
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︎ Nov 08 2020
My wife accused me of hating her family and relatives
I replied, no, I don't hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law a lot better than I like mine.
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︎ Feb 13 2021
Mother in law came for dinner and asked, "Why does your dog keep staring at me?"
"Because you're using his plate."
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︎ Feb 11 2021
Murphy's Law states anything that can go wrong will go wrong. Have you heard of Cole's Law?
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︎ Dec 21 2020
Laughing at the Law
A game warden caught a man fishing without a licence "You're going to have to pay a big fine for all those fish in your bucket," said the warden.
"But officer," the fisherman replied, "I didn't catch these - they are my pet fish and I just bring them here to swim. When they're done, they jump back in the bucket."
"Oh, really? This i've got to see. If you can prove it, i'll let you go without a fine."
The fisherman emptied the bucket into the lake and waited patiently. A few minutes went by and nothing happened.
"So where are the fish?" asked the warden.
"What fish?"
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︎ Jan 22 2021
Everybody knows about Murphyβs Law, but far fewer people are aware of Coleβs Law
Itβs finely shredded cabbage in mayonnaise.
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︎ Dec 27 2020
Three women were on the run from the law (A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead).
Their car breaks down next to a corn field and they decide to run through it as the law is quickly approaching. They stumble upon a barn. Inside they find three burlap sacks and one of them suggests they should each hide inside one. Shortly after, the sherriff and his deputies arrive at the barn. They notice the three sacks.
The sheriff kicks the first one containing the brunette and she says "Meow, meow."
"Oh it's just a sack of kittens." One of the deputies says.
The sherriff kicks the sack where the redhead is hiding and she says "woof, woof."
"That's just a sack of puppies" they say.
The sherriff kicks the third sack with the blonde inside and she exclaims "Potato, potato."
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︎ Dec 10 2020
My father-in-law fell into a giant vat of sliced cabbage.
Now he's my father-in-slaw.
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︎ Dec 21 2020
Why can't a bill become law?
Because it's a ducks mouths
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︎ Jan 29 2021
What do you call a priest who becomes a lawyer?
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︎ Mar 04 2021
Dear Mother in law...Don't teach me how to bring up my children...
I'm living with one of yours and she needs a lot of improvement.
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︎ Jan 16 2021
My mother-in-law never taught my wife to shave her legs without getting cut.
She didnβt razor right.
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︎ Jan 10 2021
When can card games break the laws of thermodynamics?
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︎ Jan 11 2021
What do you call an insect that's in trouble with the law?
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︎ Jan 04 2021
my brother in law was addicted to the hokey pokey. it took him a while but eventually he...
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︎ Nov 20 2020
You know Murphy's Law. It's "If something can go wrong, it will", but do you know Cole's law? It's...
shredded cabbage, mayonnaise, maybe some carrot.
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︎ Nov 18 2020
What's the difference between the law and an ice cube?
One is justice and the other is just ice.
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︎ Dec 18 2020
Laws
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︎ Oct 22 2020
Two antennas got married.
The reception was wonderful.
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︎ Feb 27 2021
I took out my mother in law yesterday
Being a sniper is so much fun
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︎ Dec 11 2020
Have you ever heard of the Crows Law Of Energy Conservation?
It's also known as the Law of Caws and Effect
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︎ Nov 10 2020
What would you call a pig that obeys the laws of gravity?
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︎ Oct 21 2020
What is the difference between Murphys Law and Coles Law?
Murphys Law is the idea of anything that can go happen, will happen. Coles Law is just very thin sliced cabbage.
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︎ Oct 08 2020
My Bro-in-law cracks me up XD
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︎ Aug 31 2020
I have to make dad jokes or I could lose my dad license. It's a thing called D-Law. If you're caught being a dad without a license? Well...
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︎ Dec 03 2020
Did you know thereβs a law stating no one living within 5 miles of a cemetery can be buried there?
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︎ Oct 29 2020
If youβve heard of Murphyβs Law you must have heard of Coleβs law
... itβs shredded cabbage
Edit: I personally hate coleslaw and thought it was made of lettuce.
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︎ Nov 01 2020
What do you call a Transformer that has broken the law?
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︎ Dec 04 2020
My father in law is the master at Dad Jokes, this is my favorite he tells my son
You must be built backwards because your feet smell and your nose runs.
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︎ Sep 10 2020
Just found out there's a Law & Order UK.
It's produced by Spotted Dick Wolf.
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︎ Nov 29 2020
Don't mess with Cole's Law!
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︎ Oct 10 2020
I found a cool rock in my father-in-law's yard. FIL- Oh that's a native American fertility stone. Me- Really! How can you tell? FIL- ....
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︎ Oct 24 2020
My sister in law told me a time traveling joke I was gonna share with ya all..
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︎ Nov 12 2020
We've all heard of Murphy's Law...
But have you heard of Cole's Law?
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︎ Jan 09 2021
I am sure you've heard of Murphy's Law, but have you heard of Cole's Law?
It is thinnly sliced cabbage.
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︎ Dec 21 2020
You know Murphy's Law. It's "If something can go wrong, it will", but do you know Cole's law? It's...
shredded cabbage, mayonnaise, maybe some carrot.
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︎ Nov 18 2020
My wife accused me of hating her family
I told her, "your mother-in-law is way better than mine!"
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︎ Mar 10 2021
What is the difference between Murphys Law and Coles Law?
Murphys Law is the idea of anything that can go happen, will happen. Coles Law is just very thin sliced cabbage.
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︎ Oct 08 2020
Dear Mother in law,
Don't teach me how to bring up my children. I'm living with one of yours and she needs a lot of improvement.
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︎ Nov 26 2020
We all know about Murphyβs Law: anything that can go wrong will go wrong. But have you heard of Coleβs Law?
Itβs thinly sliced cabbage
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︎ Oct 11 2020
You have your mother in law, father in law, son in law doughter in law but your wife is
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