The floor is lava!

You're an idiot gary, we're volcanologists... just get the samples!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mrslinkydragon
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2021
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What did the keyboard say when the gamer went backwards, left, and then right, directly into lava?

sad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DredgenLore
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2021
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I don't understand why my friends hate my lava lamp collection...

I think it's pretty hot.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2021
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My kink is lava

It's really hot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TrueAidooo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2021
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If you have a lava lamp in your basement...

...isn't it a magma lamp?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chirstain
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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My kids got on the subject of lava & asked: β€œCan you drink it?!”

So I said, β€œSure! But it’ll go right through you!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Soofadalooka
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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A friend asked me if anyone has drunk lava before...

And I told him they probably had a meltdown.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KandyforNASA
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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Ya know why you can’t bury a lava lamp?

It becomes a magma lamp

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πŸ‘€︎ u/not_related_to_OJ
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29 2020
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I just really hate it when Anakin falls in the lava,

I don’t know what it is. I think my heart just is panakin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBobbyester
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2020
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Have you ever tried freezing lava?

It's super hard

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2020
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Lava is the hipster of the geology community

It knew how to rock before it was cool.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrumSpace
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2019
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Did you know we can drink lava?

Yeah, but only once.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sailorsam90
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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If you ever find yourself in lava, don't panic.

Just go with the flow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drozzi007
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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Did you know you can walk on lava?

You can only do it once, though.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2018
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There was once a dude who drove on lava

He wanted 'hot wheels'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheGamerBoy015
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2018
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People say lava is just rock.

I think it's molten that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drkaczur
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2018
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There have been a lot of stories about volcanic eruptions and lava flows in the news lately...

They're so hot right now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Verisai
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2018
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Lava Lamp

My friend told me her Lava Lamp wasn't working and asked me to fix it. I tried and told her it didn't lava her or me. Needless to say, she threw me the death glare

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πŸ‘€︎ u/G3RMANT3XAN
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2016
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"Did you know that humans can swallow hot lava?"

"Only once though."

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2014
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