6 Hilarious Geysers Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

what do u call a female geyser?

a girl-ser

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👤︎ u/ryxnlxx

📅︎ Aug 06 2016

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In Yellowstone Park we came across a tree that was dying from the heat coming off a nearby geyser

I told my gf I bet that tree is thinking 'damn, geyser killing me'

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👤︎ u/oculardrip

📅︎ Jul 09 2014

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Why do retirement homes never run out of hot water?

Because they’re full of geysers

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👤︎ u/TheBanisherOfRegs

📅︎ Nov 03 2020

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Did you hear about the cockney who opened a spring water company?

He was a diamond geyser.

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👤︎ u/sergioarmagh

📅︎ Jan 20 2020

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At Yellowstone and my Dad busts this out

(While we are watching Old Faithful)

Dad: Did you know each eruption of Old Faithful gets a name?

Me: Like hurricanes? No I didn't

Dad: Yeah, except they all have German names. I think it's because Old Faithful was discovered by Germans.

Me: That's really interesting. What's this one called?

Dad: Geyser Wilhelm.

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👤︎ u/Friendo_Supreme

📅︎ Aug 30 2015

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Dad at Yellowstone

Why do geysers always act so calm?

They let their steam off

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👤︎ u/Madam-ImAdam

📅︎ Sep 30 2013

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