Lava Puns

I think it's pretty hot.

It's really hot

...isn't it a magma lamp?

So I said, “Sure! But it’ll go right through you!”

And I told him they probably had a meltdown.

It becomes a magma lamp

I don’t know what it is. I think my heart just is panakin.

It's super hard

Yeah, but only once.

It knew how to rock before it was cool.

Just go with the flow.

You can only do it once, though.

He wanted 'hot wheels'

I think it's molten that.

They're so hot right now.

"Only once though."

It was a big ash explosion

'cause he Fooled Around and Fell in Lava

It said it was lava before it was cool.

I got caught up in the thrill of a lava fair.

I lava you

A brick

We're watching "The Floor is Lava." One of the contestants is swinging across some bars.

She says, "she must have played on the monkey bars at school when she was a kid."

I say, "a lot of people did. I did."

She says "I played on them when I was a kid too."

That would be earlier today then.

I should've cooked it on aloha temperature.

I lava you

They LAVA good joke!

It's because if justice served warm would be Just-water

Volcanoes are massive ashholes.

BakLava

I have 4 Goodyear tires with almost no tread. Make offer.

The lava-tory

I lava you and think you're so hot

We were talking about volcanoes, so I said:

We should name a volcano Bach. Then, we could have Bach lava.

I'm pretty proud of that one.

> johnmal85

> Is there a subreddit with pictures of stuff in lava or hardened like this?

> > memorizemee

>> I'd try r/lava, but its pretty much dead.

> > > confluencer

> > > So are you telling me that /r/lava has cooled down?

> > > > memorizemee

> > > > God damn it...

Sauce: http://np.reddit.com/r/bitchimabus/comments/2ctipf/bitch_i_have_been_consumed_by_molten_rock/cjiwrjy

I lava you

In the lava-tory.

At the lava-tory.