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A massacre occurred one day in the town hall....

Everybody wearing Polo, Nike, Ralph Lauren, ect. was killed. After the cops came the they found one survivor and asked him " How'd you survive son?"

"I was wearing under-armor" he replied.

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👤︎ u/siddis76
📅︎ Mar 05 2016
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Dad On Opening A Present

A family member was opening birthday presents and they got shorts. I asked what brand they were and the family member replied "They're Ralph Lauren's shorts," to which my dad immediately replies with, "What is Ralph going to wear now if we have his shorts?"

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👤︎ u/TheWetzel
📅︎ Jul 07 2014
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The high school choir was singing badly during graduation last night

Dad: Something is wrong with that song.

Me: Lauren says it is from Rent.

Me: It's about AIDS she says.

Dad: They ought to return it.

http://i.imgur.com/7lsPNQZ.jpg

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📅︎ Jun 07 2014
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